Part 13
"but if its a celebrity, theyre both unattainable."~Andy
"yeah....what if someone asks 'brigid or kate'?"~Me
"run?"~steve
"I know my answer. just couldnt say it around you guys."~Andy
"see but theres your loophole. either answer would be most unattainable cuz neither of us would ever, EVER date you."~Me
"but then the guy in me kicks in and i have to go for the prettiest one."~Me
"and thats when you get slapped."~me
"will or steve. that was the tough one."~me
"who'd you pick?~andy
"steve."~me
"STEVE? what level???"~andy
"Three."~Me
"Which is?"~Andy
"Sex."~Me
"Why?"~Andy
"Hey!"~Steve
"Will's too short."~Me
"Short's ok."~andy
"Not for girls."~Me
"But will's...pure..."~Andy
"Andy is harboring under this illusion."~Steve
"Pure...but clumsy. do u see how much work this game really is?"~Me
"it's a very complicated game...you dont understand how much thought must go into your selection based on the level."~me
"how so?"~Andy
"it's the will or steve question. alot of thought has to go into that!"~Me
"Hey i know my answer off the top of my head. will. not so complicated."~Andy
"WHAT?"~Me
"I am perfectly comfortable with my sexuality!!! This is NOT a complicated game!"~Andy
"Oooh...a kitty..."~Steve
"Ok we have been way too logical. you do realize we've been talking about this since we left, dont you?"~me
"Theres logic in this car??"~steve
"Plenty of logic, just a stupid subject."~me
"I just dont see why it dosent all boil down to who's prettier..."~andy
"Ok, im getting out of the car now, goodnight boys."~Me
"Our hit man number is 1-800-ericandduffy."~duff
"Thats too many numbers"~Me
"I know."~duff
"It should be 1-800-nfe-kill."
"thats really fucking good."~duff.
"Ok, duffy, in your opinion, which would brig look better in: the black lace slip or the peach teddy?"~Katy
"Oh dear god..."~Duff
"I have been carrying this for 20 minutes, and she hasnt noticed."~Duff
"She's apparently blind."~Me
"And considering she's less than 2 feet away, deaf too."~Duff
"Oh, c'mon duff...you know we're the two most important women in your life."~Me
"Seeing as how you hate you mother and sarah is...well...sarah."~Katy
"You got to see katy in a corset...what a way to go."~Me
"No...that was bad."~Duff
"How so?"~Me
"I DONT WANT TO LEAVE!"~Duff
::Nick walks off with girl before open mic::
"Nick! Make it quick!"~Jaime
"It's always quick!"~Me
::He flips us off::
"It's not worth it!!!!!"~Me
"It's the Canada theory."~Me
"What?"~Molly
"See, Canada: it's made up of the women that love nick. Ontario is the big ones. For instance, you, kate, jaime...youre all niagra falls, the casinos, the bars, the tourist attractions..."~me
"I'm the casino!"~molly
"I'm the bars!"~kate
"We attract tourists!"~Molly
"Yeah...anyway, im toronto. and when i told him i was in love with mark ,that meant..."oh, she's in love with someone that isnt me..." cuz i love him everyway possible, and he loves me back...in 99.9 percent of those ways. and when he heard this, Toronto sank."~Me
"I see what you mean."~Molly
"So, basically, Mark is SARS."~Me
"Hey, remember that time we had to fight the guy with the hook and his little pirate friend smee?"~nick
"No."~Todd
"That was Peter Pan, sweetie."~Me
"Oh...ok well what about the time when we found out that darth vader was my father??"~Nick
"Star wars."~Me and Todd