Part 10
ERMD18 [1:13 PM]: un asno grande [a great ass]
Mysticmoon13 [1:15 PM]: uno de actualmente, usted va a conseguir la perra dada una palmada, e
im no yendo a hacer una cosa para pararla [one of these days your gonna get bitch slapped, and im not gonna do a thing to stop it]
Mysticmoon13 [1:17 PM]: porque usted, mi querido, es el m�s insufferable del ser humano yo
han satisfecho siempre. [you, my dear, are the most insyfferable human being i have ever met]
ERMD18 [1:18 PM]: �escucha, no me llama un perro o algo similar, aceptable? �usted esuna perra grande! apenas embromando [listen, are you calling me a dog? cuz you are a great big dog!]
ERMD18 [1:19 PM]: ok, no more spanish
Mysticmoon13 [1:19 PM]: MU�RDAME [bite me]
A composite of nicknames made by me, nick, todd, kevin, and doug:
sensitive mike
craked-out kevin
basic todd
smooth doug
beautiful brigid
man-whore nick
giggalo andy
strange steve
virgin will
angry andy
and then...
there's jaime.
"Hey, mom, can I sleep over on Friday? It's lesbian night. Don't worry, saturday is convent day, so we'll repent."~Katy
"Disco ball, apes...what the hell?"~Katy
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"~Me
"We can't be miliitant feminists. I have too many guy friends."~Me
"And I enjoy shaving."~Katy
"I, too, enjoy a hair free lifestyle."~Me
"He's a weird kid."~Me
"I kno, but he's so cute."~Katy
"He's a weird kid."~Me
"And he can be funny."~Katy
"He's a weird kid."~Me
"He's just so DAMNED WEIRD!"~Katy
"He's a weird kid."~Me
"Is there something we're not telling ourselves?"~Me
"Yes."~Katy
"Let's not think about it."~Me
"REPRESSION!"~Katy
JH180 [3:16 AM]: ok, let me just picture u two going out, but no sex
JH180 [3:16 AM]: it's way too complicated for my tiny brain to comprehend now
Mysticmoon13 [11:50 PM]: why are u laughing??
LarmoEvilBean [11:50 PM]: nervous condition
LarmoEvilBean [10:38 PM]: metallica takes priority
Mysticmoon13 [10:44 PM]: wow...apparently u are human like the rest of us
LarmoEvilBean [10:44 PM]: human is a strong assumption
Mysticmoon13 [10:44 PM]: dont go telling me youre god cuz i alredy told u i see thru that
LarmoEvilBean [10:45 PM]: well maybe not THE god...but definatly a god
Mysticmoon13 [10:46 PM]: ok now u sound like nick
Mysticmoon13 [10:48 PM]: i swear im going to start slipping anti-psychotics into your beverages from now on
LarmoEvilBean [10:48 PM]: wheres the fun in that
Mysticmoon13 [10:49 PM]: well...my doctor also has me on provigial and ambien...which are pretty much speed and roofies when you come right down to it. so i could mix it up a little.
LarmoEvilBean [10:50 PM]: ill probably get hooked and ask u to mix it all the time
LarmoEvilBean [11:17 PM]: im always whiny
"You have turned the phone from my favorite thing into an item used for debauchery."~Liz
Mysticmoon13 [11:27 PM]: what are you saying matthew???
Mysticmoon13 [11:28 PM]: i have this mental image of you panicking and grabbing your head screaming "i dont know!!!!" right now
DVhighD0ofus43 [11:28 PM]: IDK!!!!!!!
Becky: "WILL IS HITTING ON BERNADETTE!!!!!" (dont worry, not my sister.)
Me: "Uh....Demise?"
Dee: "OH MY GOD!!!! Brig, what are you doing here???"
Me: I could ask the same. But right now youre being paged. Go to the stage."
Dee: "Wait, by who? Oh my god, do u still work for lurid??"
Me: "You have been in florida too long..."
Masonni: i just went in the kitchen and i fucking spilled water all over myself
Mysticmoon13: the good thing about the internet is how people cant see you laugh at them