Part 1
"Jeesy-Creesy."~Nicole
"Drama-Mama!!!"~Katy
"Smoking the dank!!"~Jen
"Hey, Nick, Ryan has some liquor in his car...if you turn some tricks we could all get smashed..."~Me
"Mmmm....Rory."~Andy
"Shackin it up!!!!!!"~Strasser
"We're evil and I love it!"~Mike H.
"I smell dead people."~Lissa
"Your porn name is going to be 'Lady Lover Liscious.'"~Joe
"Wow...he has HUGE shoes!"~Katy
"Sahar, can I throw this in your garbage?"~McKee (throws it out the window.)
"I was rejected by Will...something's wrong here..."~Molly
"We be thuggin."~Jaime
"I'm so hungry I could eat my LEG!!!"~Erin
"There is no sex in the champange room!"~Nicole
"Yet, here come the papparazzi."~Jen
"OOH! Look! It's a flaming torch 'o death!"~Jaime
"I want a baby." ~Jaime, Molly, Christina, Me...all of us.
"Does the backspace button work on life?" ~Me
"I AM AN ACROBATIC COW!!!!"~Jaime and Christina
"Ok..lets go kick some booty."~Sahar
"Smoking will kill you, you know...give me one."~Molly
"Extending the olive branch is a nice gesture, but sometimes it's more fun to extend it into someone else's eye."~McKee
"I mean, I've ate dinner there before. As a friend of their straight son. Then I chilled at their house as the girlfriend of their straight son. No I'm going to eat dinner as the Ex-Girlfriend, Now Best-Friend of their Ex-Straight Now-Gay son."~Jen
"All I want is to form a non profit counseling organization as a front for my plan of total world domination and establish a utopian feminist society run by the president, queen, and pope while secretly using men as workers to build a small island south of france where anyone with a dick can be quarrentined until they are found worthy to serve my every whim and grovel at my feet every day of thier miserable, ill-begotten, dirt filled lives!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!?!?!~Me
"I'm gonna have to kiss a lot of ass aren't I?"~Dennis
"OH MY GOD, IT'S AN ORGASM IN A BOTTLE!!"~Mike A.
"Okay, buying dresses at thrift stores is one thing....BUT UNDERWARE?!?!?"~Sahar
"You're fired."~Sahar
"How does the sexual alphabet go again?"~Kate
"Do you think I'm gay?"~Mike A.
"Please...that boy is about as straight as a circle."~Liz
"Who is this stupid boy trying to get up in your shit?? YOU ARE A GROWN ASS WOMAN!!! I ain't taking orders from nobody but you."~Denitra
"I told you so."~Jaime, Nick, Liz, Denitra, Katy, Martha, Molly, Molly, McKee, Andrea, Rose, Christina, the band, everybody but me.
"Here's the snap....TOUCHDOWN!!"~Nick and Andrea
"Oh, by the way, I'm going to be a mother."~Beth
"Well, see, it was the first time that I gave and recieved (proper verbs deleted)."~Andrea
"Oh sweet Jesus!!! NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!"~Nick.