Lincoln: "Marijuana to all, and to all a goodnight."
Jefferson: "Was it at least good?"
Karen: "I dunno."
Jefferson: "What do you mean, you don't know?"
Karen: "Have you EVER had good sex?"
Karen: "What's with the prince, anyway? I bet there was a ton of hot guys at that ball and I'm sure that the ugly stepsisters got a few numbers, and married off pretty well."
Karen: "It's time to change the game, girls...we have to do this. For all women."
Lisa: "Who was the guy that f**ked you over so bad?"
Karen: "Which one?"
Lisa: "It only takes one."
Karen: "You've got to take risks in life. Otherwise, you don't go anywhere."
Guy: "I didn't know this was gonna be a three-some."
Jefferson: "Oh my God! You have AIDS!"
Karen: "Smoke it to the butt, baby."
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