The Criminologist: I would like if I may to take you on a strange journey.
Frank:Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
Frank: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
The Criminologist: And crawling om this planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.
Frank:I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.
Janet: What have you done to Brad!
Frank: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Riff Raff: Hello.
Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet.
Janet: Yes - it's raining.
Brad: Yes.
Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Janet: You're too kind. Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet: Oh.
Riff Raff: This way.
Janet: Are you having a party?
Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet: Oh, lucky him.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss; ah.. you are...?
Brad:Dammit, Janet, I love you.
Magenta: I ask for nothing!
Frank: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!
Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip
Magenta: You're into a time slip
Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Riff Raff: Like you're under sedation!
All: Let's do the time warp again!
Frank: So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver in antici... pation.
Brad: Say, do any of you know the Madison?
Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be.
Riff Raff:It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll.
Frank: Because I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home.
Frank: It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
Janet: If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!
Columbia: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege.
Brad: Some people like you maybe.
Columbia: Ha. I've seen it.
Columbia: My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head.
Columbia: Oh, slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush.
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