"Yeah, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest SOB in the valley."
"The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed."
"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat."
"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl."
"I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?"
"I get plenty of exercise, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."
"Attitudes are contagious,mine may kill you!"
"He broke my heart so I broke his jaw."
"He called me a b�tch, and I just laughed because I knew that way before he did."
"True friends stab you in the front."
"Live so that you can look any guy in the eyes and tell him to go to hell."
"I reserve the right to hold my grudges."
"Yeah, I wanna win, but at the end of the day, I'm not you. So, it's still a good day."
"I have no enimies, but the ones I dislike know who you are." HAHAHA
"You must die! I alone am best!"
"If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard."
"I am already vizualising the duct tape over your mouth."
"Never interupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower." AMEN SISTER FRIEND!!!!!!
"I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice."
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
"Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards."
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
�Hell hath no fury like a SHA girl scorned.�
�Maybe this world is another planets hell.�
�I would wish you the best of luck, but for all I know, you�re trying to kill me.�
�If you won�t leave me alone, I�ll find someone who will.�
�Better to be despisd than forgotten."
�The way to get the most out of life is to be a gossiper by day and a gossipee by night.�