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Samir: No! Not again! Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam! I swear to God one of these days I'm just going to kick this piece of shit out of the window.

Michael Bolton: We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

Peter: Hey Lawrence, you wanna come over?
Lawrence: No thanks, dude. I don't need you f**kin' up my life, too.

Peter: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

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