Noises Off
Lloyd: "Doors and sardines....doors and sardines...thats the theatre, thats farce...thats life."

Lloyd: "I'm just God, Belinda love, I'm just the one with the English degree...I don't KNOW anything!"

Gary: "Don't worry, it's just the tech."
Lloyd: "It's the dress, Gary honey, it's the dress."
Gary: "Then when's the tech?"
Lloyd: "Then when's the dress? We open tomorrow!!!"

Lloyd: "Don't worry Freddy, we have several more minutes before we open."

Usher: "Something wrong with your seat, sir?
Lloyd: "Uh, yeah...it's facing the stage."

Lloyd: "Its like the band playing on as the titanic sank."

Lloyd: "You don't believe me? Neither do I, but then, what did Shakespere say?"

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