Lolita: I haven't missed you. In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you.
Humbert: Oh?
Lolita: But it doesn't matter a bit, because you've stopped caring anyway.
Humbert: What makes you say I've stopped caring for you?
Lolita: Well, you haven't even kissed me yet, have you?
Charlotte: Do you believe in God?
Humbert: The question is does God believe in me?
Humbert: I want you to live with me and die with me, everything with me!
Humbert: What sort of convention is staying at the hotel tonight?
Conceirge: Policemen's convention.
Humbert :(Alarmed) Uh-huh.
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