Hermione: I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron: Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione: I meant me!
Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
Ron Weasley: Spiders... the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: You tell those spiders Ron
Professor Snape: Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight are we?
Harry: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Harry: Mischief managed.
Hermione: Oh. Do you want to move closer?
Ron: Huh?
Hermione: To the Shrieking Shack.
Ron: Oh, no. I'm ok here.
Harry: What's the hold up?
Ron: Neville's probably forgotten the password again or something.
Neville Longbottom: [behind them] Hey!
Ron: Oh... You're there.
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.
Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?
Ron: Bloody hell!
Malfoy: Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione: YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
Ron: Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good, Brilliant
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be such a fool!
Harry: [reading] Messers Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present The Marauder's Map.
George Weasley: We owe them SO much.
Harry: Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?
Harry: I knew I could do it because I already saw myself do it. Does that make any sense?
Hermione: No, and I hate flying.
Ron: Neville, you're supposed to stroke it!
Hermione: [howls]
Harry: What are you doing?
Hermione: Saving your life!
Harry: Thanks!... he's coming this way!
Hermione: Didn't think about that...
Harry: Nice punch.
Hermione: Thanks.
Professor Lupin: What frightens you the most?
Neville Longbottom: [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe.
Professor Lupin: Hmm? Speak up!
Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape.
Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- well, he frightens all.
Malfoy: Well well. Look who's here, you two shopping for your new dream home?
Sirius Black: The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They�re murder
Professor Snape: That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron: He has a point, you know.
Hermione: Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry: I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron: She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone to see.
Dumbledore: For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own.
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