"A small penis is a disability! Would u laugh at someone in a wheelchair?!."
"Hes a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it."
"Some school tried to pass a motion to prohibit gays from running for student counsel. While they're at it, why dont they ban us from all school activities? There'd be no yearbook, definitly no girls sports teams, and I'd sure as hell like to see them try to put on Oklahoma without us!!"
"Catholics think its ok to be homosexual as long as you dont practice homosexuality. And thats good because i believe that its ok to be catholic, as long as you dont practice catholocism."
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'this would look so much better on...' on what? Fire?!"
" Men don't lie they just forget to tell the truth."
"The oppisite of fear isn't courage, its faith. You have to have faith that you won't end up like your parents."
"I'm a genie in a bottle, you're just a tramp in a lamp."
"Everyone has a time to shine so back the hell up youre in my light!"
"If at first you dont suceed maybe failing is your thing."
"Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself."
"I ReFuSe 2 sTaR iN YoUr PsYcHoDrAmA."
"Women are stupider than men, because we date them."
"Did u know ur smart? Smart as a cucumber on wheels!"
"It's not 'When Wild Animals Attack!' It's more like 'When Stupid People Get Bit!'"
"Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, go light it yourself."
"A pat on the back is only a few centimeters away from a kick in the ass."
"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard."
"A psychiatrist is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself."
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. "