Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
Graham: You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Megan: Then why are you here?
Graham: I got caught.
Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!
Graham: I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie aren't you?
Megan: One, two, three, four, I won't take no anymore.
Graham: I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
Jan: Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Andre: Amen, sister.
Andre: She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
Mary: Foreplay is for *sissies*!
Andre: Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!
Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
Graham: What would have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
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