Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.
Bender: You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you're letting me.
John Bender: Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried.
John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
John: Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
Allison: When you grow up, your heart dies.
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