Millenium Approaches
Joe: �Oh, I�m not�nevermind.�
Louis: �What, Republican?�
Harper: �My church don�t believe in homosexuals.�
Prior: �That�s ok. My church doesn�t believe in Mormons.�
Harper: You�re wearing makeup.
Prior: So are you.
Harper: You�re a man.
Prior: AHHHHH!!!!! It�s the hands and feet that give it away!
Prior I: I�m Prior Walter the 7th.
Prior II: And I�m Prior Walter the 14th.
Prior: Are we having a convention?
Prior: How did you know I was sick?
Harper: It�s the threshold of revelation�I can see things here. Come on, what do you see about me?
Prior: Your are amazingly unhappy.
Harper: Big deal! You meet a Valium addict and figure out she�s unhappy? Look deeper, what do you really see?
Harper: Threshold of revelation. What do you see about me
Prior: Your husbands a Homo.
Harper: What?
Prior: Threshold of revelation.
Harper: �If you walk out that door I will put your dinner back in the oven and turn it up so high that the building will fill up with smoke and everyone in it will asphyxiate, I�ll do it so help me god now answer the question!�
Harper: Maybe I could find an Eskimo. He could fish for food and help make a nest for the baby.
Mr. Lies: No Eskimo here. You�re in a state of total aloneness now. Can�t even make it up. And your not pregnant either.
Harper: Well, I made the snow. So if the snow�s cold, I�m pregnant.
Mr. Lies: There�s no Eskimo.
Harper: Then what�s that?
Mr. Lies: An Eskimo.
Harper: Feel the baby kick!
Joe: �Let�s pray. Let�s ask God.�
Harper: �What was the question? Oh, yeah�God, is my husband a Homo?�
Harper: �God won�t talk to me, I have to make up people to talk to me.�
The Angel: �Glory to!�
Prior: �WHAT?�
Louis: �The more I disagree with your politics the more I want to hump you.�
Louis: �Real love isn�t ambivalent.�
Belize: �Hmm. �Real love isn�t ambivalent.� I think that�s a line from one of my favorite paperbacks. You should read it, and stop spending your life trying to get through �Democracy in America.��
Roy: �Roy Cohn is not a homosexual. Roy Cohn is a heterosexual who likes to fuck around with guys.�
Dr.: �Roy, in the past 58 years I have treated you for everything from syphilis-�
Roy: �Which I got from a whore in Dallas.�
Dr.: �To venereal warts. In your RECTUM. Which you may very well have gotten from a whore in Dallas but it sure as hell wasn�t a female whore.�
Roy: �Homosexuals are people who, after 15 years of trying, can�t get a goddamned anti-discrimination law passed in congress. Homosexuals are people who know nobody, and whom nobody know. Does that sound like me?�
Roy: Homosexuals have AIDS. I have liver cancer.
Dr.: What ever you want to call it, Roy, it all boils down to one thing: VERY BAD NEWS.�
Ethel Rosenberg: �History is about to crack wide open-Millennium approaches.�
Joe: Mom, I�m a homosexual.
Mrs. Pitt: Joseph, you're old enough to know your father didn�t love you without being ridiculous about it. Now go home to your wife. And Joe, drinking is a sin. It�s a sin. I raised you better than that.
Joe: Huh?
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