Hi, I don't know how much we are supposed to reveal about ourselves on these pages, since they are open to the whole world and all, and there is a lot of scum out there ready to take advantage of people's insecurities and shortcomings. But since I want everyone to know every intimate detail of my life....Here goes!
My name is Karl Schrieber. I live at 142 Stellar st. in Waterloo ON, N7R 9O4. My phone number is (519) 782-4423. Please write me a letter or give me a call because I am desperately lonely and longing to talk to you.
So this morning I woke up to silence in my empty apartment and said good morning to my fern. I would keep a pet but wouldn't you know, I'm allergic to cats and dogs, (the Lord works in mysterious ways). I made tea for two and drank both cups. I then booted up the ol' computer and started to surf.
Right now I'm updating my webpage. Later, my plans include masturbating to the videos on BET, eating lunch ( I was thinking of a toasted egg and tomato sandwich with a side of Salt and Vinegar chips), and then I was going to drink Gin and Tonics all afternoon. (Silly me! I forgot to metion I am going to water my fern, with of course the finest in plant food)
I bet you are wondering, "Hey Karl! How do you make money to keep up your jet setter lifestyle?" Well, acutally I am supposed to be a student, and I am living off of my OSAP money. With some smart investment choices, you can perpetually live in borderline squaler just on your student loan.
That picture of me is at my brother's bachelor party. I am the one on the left in the hat. My brother is the one in the t-shirt (boy is he sloshed). The guy in the middle is some jerkoff I met at the party. What a jackass. He kept pinching my ass and bugging me to come back to his place because he has "...a couple of tall boys with our names on them. Whadya say?" I said "bug off creep". Men!...right sisters?
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