| Where are the fuck we? - Rainman |
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| And all of a sudden there was all this fog and it was like the twilight zone and then I started to sing the theme from 'Sharks'. - Esjon |
| You know what I don't eat-or trust? Animals with no legs. Because they can sneak up on you! -Paranoid Jondroid |
| I pay extra rent money so that Aaron doesn't stick his penis in my bum. -Porter |
| If it's not Steel Magnolias or Flashdance, I'm not interested - Mike, on the Superstation |
| And this one time. . . - BandCamp :) |
| Hey, hey, hey! I did NOT put in the porno. Granted, I did fast forward to the disturbingly large black dicks. But, I am not the one who put it in. - Mike, on being accused of making Amanda watch porn on her birthday |
| I'd be doing a lot better at this game if I wasn't getting all this interference from the agriculture! - Jon |
| Keepin' dicks out of asses since 1999. |
| Cluck looks way too much like Clock which looks like Cock if you read it too fast... Bandcamp |
| Oh...have the cats been replaced? ;) - Nats |
| "Respect." |
| Tech Writing Made Me Sterile - Sugar Jones |
| Are people going to Phil's last night? - Charlotte |
| I wanna see some Wombat Combat! - Cluck |
| It�s gay. Not like homosexual-berry, more like gee-it-sucks-berry. - Jay, on strawberry ice-cream. |
| Kristin: Gypsy, what are you doing? Jay: I'm expanding my dominion. Kristin: You're what? Jay: Imperialism, yo! |
| I used to think I liked pancakes. It turns out I just like butter and syrup. - Mike |
| Don't make me take off my belt! - Cluck |
| Where did pizza go? - Jurassic Cluck |
| I've been waiting for some done on this camera for some time. - Gypsy |
| Hey, are you single and hot? Can you help me out here? - Cluck |
| I am Zena, Paper-Towel Princess! - Cluck |
| Claptionating for the hearing impaired. - Jon |
| If I become a tech writer, I'll be an alcoholic and beat my wife. - Mike on career prospects |
| Dude, where's my Bandcamp? - Mike |
| I'm not drunk, I could drive a transport truck! - Jay |
| I'll freak your basement! - Cluck |
| Dude, you just started to sing 'I Think We're Alone Now'. I know. I'm ok now though. You guys are high! - Amanda, Andrew, and Erin |
| If you were any more dressed up, you'd be Georgio Armani. - Cluck |
| Dude, that was some funny shit. I just said Apocalypse Moose. - Cluck |
| You are not the boss of Cluck's pants. - Erin |
| Andrew: This house is fucking hot. Cluck: The upstairs is hot. The downstairs is fucking cold. Andrew: Hot air rises. Kristin: Since when? Cluck: Hey, I just read on the Internet that hot air rises. Andrew: Who knew? |
| I am the funniest man without my own TV show! - Perry |
| I swear to God Cluck, if you make it into the CFL, I will marry you. - Amanda |
| I go to Phil's. I know what's up! Put me on the mother fucking webpage! -Perry |
| Amanda: Is that a harmonica? Andrew: No! It's a knife. Amanda: Oh. It looks like a harmonica. Andrew: Dude, you're not even high! |
| Man, I wanna live my life so I can write some kickass memoirs. So are we gonna light this up, or what? - Andrew |
| Excuse me sir! Could you put some Big Macs on for us? We'll be around in a minute! -Cluck, at the McDonald's drive-thru |
| Printers never work. That's the thing about printers. - Julia |
| It's hard not to light your face on fire. - Jen |
| Take your rhetoric elsewhere missy. We don't take kindly to that around here. - Andrew |
| Remember it up! - Bandcamp |
| I think we ought to take a moment to honour the sandwich. It is afterall, a sandwich of fury. - Jon |
| Amanda: You shouldn't do that. Someone is going to get hurt. Cluck: I dont wanna. Amanda: Well you're gonna. Cluck: Are you threatening me? |
| Andrew: What's Julia's number? Bandcamp: 747- 78OhNo! |
| Perry: H to the izzo! Death to the Clucko! Cluck: Hey now! What the shiz-bazam is up with that? |
| Amanda: I thought you said you weren't supposed to eat anything. Jen: I'm eating cereal, that's not eating! |
| Bring on the undies! - Meghan |
| Did you just tell Amanda that she smells like the future? - Erin |
| Doing stuff? Not so much my forte. - Cluck |
| I wouldn't kick a smartie out of my mouth. - Mike |
| Fuck it. I wanna see the sun come up bitches! We're smoking this. - Andrew |
| Why eat a muffin when you can eat a muffin with icing? - Bandcamp, on cupcakes |
| They call me Two-meat McCluck. - Cluck |
| Dude, you're stoned like a Biblical thief. - Andrew |
| The USA will be obliverated! - Jen |
| who's afraid of the big bad brownie? - kristonium & cluck |