It takes a sailor to be a super hero.
Mini skirts are the ultimate in combat attire.
A little girl with pink hair and HUGE red eyes that falls out of the sky and lands on your head can only mean trouble.
Guys are too weak to be real super heroes, so they must either be tuxedo wearing, rose weilding sidekicks or transform into girls wearing outfits beyond skimpy; and either way, they're still not real Sailor Senshi. What can I say? It's a hard knock life.
Of course they can run and fight in high heels!
"I should be Snow White because I have the biggest breasts!"
Those Japanese names are too cool. Let's change them to some really dorky names that don't even mean anything anymore.
The Moon Kingdom has one rule: no dogs allowed.
If you save a cat from being tortured by little kids: cool.
If it has a crescent moon implanted on its forehead: cool.
If it talks: weird, but oh well, it's probably a dream.
If it gives you a locket and tells you to transform into Sailor Moon: ooh, pretty locket.
But when you actually tansform into Sailor Moon, now's the time to be freaked out.
Luna in three words, Moon Cosmic Catnip!
It doesn't matter if you're a klutzy airhead who gets the lowest grades in the whole school; you'll still be found the most attractive out of all your friends.
Not only are tiaras fashionable, they also make an excellent weapon!
No matter what Usagi does, it will always end up being part of a scheme by some evil force.
No matter who the enemy is, all of their sub-henchmen (energy stealers, heart snatchers) will be female.
No matter who the enemy is, the Sailor Scouts will always be Sailor Brats (or Sailor Saps, Stooges, you pick).