Duel Monsters | Drooly Monsters |
| Man-Eater Bug | Man-Eater Bunny |
| Dark Magician | Dork Magician |
| Dark Magician Girl | Dork Magician Girl |
| Exodia the Forbidden | Immodium the Prescription |
| Left Leg of the Forbidden | Left Egg of the Prescription |
| Right Leg of the Forbidden | Right Egg of the Prescription |
| Left Arm of the Forbidden | Left Bar of the Prescription |
| Right Arm of the Forbidden | Right Bar of the Prescription |
| Summoned Skull | Summoned Soap |
| Dark Sage | Dork Sage |
| Blue Eyes White Dragon | Blue Eyes White Toothpaste |
| Red Eyes Black Dragon | Red Eyes Black Toothpaste |
| Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon | Blue Eyes Ultimate Toothpaste |
| Red Eyes Metal Dragon | Red Eyes Metal Toothpaste |
| Mystical Elf | Mystical Shelf |
| Ancient Elf | Ancient Shelf |
| Magician of Black Chaos | Magician of Burnt Toast |
| Stern Mystic | Stern Misfit |
| Neo the Magic Swordsman | Zeo the Magic Sawsman |
| Magical Ghost | Magical Roast |
| Baron of the Fiend Sword | Baron of the Cheese Sword |
| Celtic Guardian | Melted Guardian |
| Ansatsu | Wuzzatyu |
| Sorceror of the Doomed | Sorceror of the Fumed |
| Witty Phantom | Witty Pant-dom |
| Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress | Winged Toothpaste, Guardian of the Fartless |
| Dragon Zombie | Toothpaste Zombie |
| Mammoth Graveyard | Mammoth Junkyard |
| Beaver Warrior | Beaver Lawyer |
| Giant Soldier of Stone | Giant Ice Cream of Cone |
| Doma, the Angel of Silence | Donna, the Angle of Insolence |
| Wall of Illusion | Wall of Confusion |
| Feral Imp | Feral Ant |
| Man-Eating Treasure Chest | Man-Eating Tuna Can |
| Great White | Mediocre Beige |
| Silver Fang | Chicken Fang |
| Curse of Dragon | Curse of Toothpaste |
| Mystic Clown | Mystic Gown |
| Claw Reacher | Claw Teacher |
| Gaia the Fierce Knight | GaGa the Fierce Knight |
| Harpy Ladies | Carpet Ladies |
| Harpy's Pet Dragon | Carpet's Pet Toothpaste |
| Winged Dragon of Ra | Winged Bathrobe of Ra |
| Obelisk the Tormentor | Compact Disk the Dementor |
| Kuriboh | Hairy Bull |
| Winged Friendship | Dinged Cruise-Ship |
| Red Archery Girl | "Dead" Artistic Girl |
| Scapegoat | Escaped Goat |
| Cyber Raider | Lousy Skater |
| Battle Ox | Batty Box |
| Black Luster Soldier | Back Buster Soldier |
| 7 Colored Fish | 7 Flavored Dish |
| Spear Cretin | Bare Feetin' |
| Electric Lizzard | Eclectic Blizzard |
| Ryu-Ran | Guywho-Ran |
| Ancient One of the Deep Forest | Ancient Cheese of the Deep Dish |
| Dragon Piper | Icing Piper |
| Leghul | Yafool |
| To be continued... | ...soon as I get to it. |
