Cherry Blossom is sitting at home like a good student doing her homework on the computer. Little does she know that things are going to get strange…

Cherry Blossom: You mean stranger than usual? And if I’m Cherry Blossom than who’s writing the story right now?

Author of unknown origin at this present time: Ummm...good question. Give me a sec...

Cherry Blossom: Oh just get on with the story.

Author of unknown origin at this present time: Okay, okay! Don’t be so pushy! So Cherry Blossom is doing her homework...

Cherry Blossom: <writes> In the last chapter of Isabelle Knockwood’s biography she explains how the establishment of the Indian Residential School in Shubenacadie, Nova Scotia, began to threaten the traditional language and culture blah blah blahbity blah blah blah yakkity blah blah...

Vegeta: Hey Brat! Are you writing another story about my great fighting skills?

Cherry Blossom: Nope. I’m doing homework.

Vegeta: What the HFIL is that?

Cherry Blossom: Something teachers give to torture young people. See? I have to answer all these questions.

Vegeta: Why?

Cherry Blossom: Well cause if I don’t I’ll get a detention.

Vegeta: So?

Cherry Blossom: Look I just have to do it okay?

Vegeta: What you have to do is make me another story.

Cherry Blossom: Vegeeeeta this stuff is important.

Vegeta: Hmph. Nothing is more important than the continuation of the legend of the great Saiyajin Prince.

Cherry Blossom: <sweatdrops> Whaa....?

Vegeta: <growls> Just show me the homework and I’ll do it while you write my story.

Cherry Blossom: Okay. You have to analyze this poem and then write one of your own. Then you have to do these math questions. I’ll be back to check on you in a minute.

Author of unknown origin at this present time: Cherry Blossom leaves Vegeta alone with her homework. Little does she know that she is making a very stupid mistake.

Cherry Blossom: Well I do now.

Author of Unknown origin at this present time: Uhh.....well pretend that you don’t, okay?

Cherry Blossom: <mutters unintelligibly under her breath at unknown author>

Cherry Blossom: Have you finished my homework Vegeta?

Vegeta: It was simple for the Prince of the Saiyajins. Here you go brat. I’m going to go find Kakkarotto and spar.

Cherry Blossom: Let’s have a look at this homework.

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The Red Wheelbarrow

so much depends

upon

a red wheel

barrow

glazed with rain

water

beside the white

chickens

William Carlos Williams (1883-1963)

This was an extremely stupid poem. What kind of a baka do you have to be to write a poem about a wheelbarrow? I can think of a hundred different things more important than a red wheelbarrow. Killing Kakkarotto for instance, or becoming immortal. It is a good thing the person who wrote this id dead or I would be forced to kill him for producing such rot. I also think that any teacher who would make a student read this worthless poem is a baka.

Prince Vegeta’s Poem

so much depends

upon

ripping Kakkarot’s heart

out

and throwing it

down

beside the bloody

intestines

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Cherry Blossom: I can’t hand this in! My teacher will think I’ve totally lost it.

Author of Unknown blah blah you get the idea: Wait there’s more. Turn over the page.

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1. Express in logarithmic form (a) 125 ^1/3 = 5 These are extremely pointless

(b) x = a^y questions. If you want to

know what the answers are so

badly then do it yourself.

2. Evaluate (a) log₇(7⁴) = Baka.

(b) 4 log₂32 =

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Cherry Blossom: VEGETA!!

Author of Unknown Origin at this present time: Cherry goes off to find Vegeta and complain about her homework. She comes across Vegeta and Goku sparring in a nearby valley.

Cherry Blossom: Vegeta look what you did to my homework!

Vegeta: What’s wrong with it brat?

Cherry Blossom: You can’t call a teacher a baka!

Vegeta: <growls> No one tells me what I can and can’t do.

Cherry Blossom: Don’t try to act tough with me. I control this universe, remember?

Author blah blahbity blah: Hey! I’m the author of this fic. Don’t I get to control the universe?

Cherry Blossom: <evil glare>

Author: <gulps> I’ll be quiet now.

Goku: Maybe I could help you.

Cherry Blossom: Do you know how to do logarithms?

Goku: Logs? Sure I can cut through logs! How many do you want?

Cherry Blossom: <sweatdrops> Uhh…on second thought maybe I should get someone else to help. Now who is really smart? I know! GOHAAAAAN!!!!

Author: Suddenly Gohan flys over to…

Cherry Blossom: Look I can see what’s happening perfectly fine. You don’t have to say it.

Author: Yes ma’am.

Gohan: Could I help you with something, Cherry Blossom?

Cherry Blossom: Could you be a dear and help me with this homework?

Gohan: Sure. I’d do anything for you.

Cherry Blossom: He’s such a nice boy.

Vegeta: <mumbles incoherently under his breath>

Cherry Blossom: <evil glare> What did you say Veggie dear?

Vegeta: <gulps> Nothing.

Author: So Gohan ends up doing Cherry Blossom’s homework and she gets an A. Vegeta goes back to sparring with Kakkarotto and gets beat up. And…

Cherry Blossom: Wait a minute. You still haven’t told me who you are. I’m sure everyone wants to know.

Author: It’s a secret. If I told you it wouldn’t be a secret anymore would it?

Cherry Blossom: VEGEEEEEETAAAAA!!

Vegeta: What do you want now, woman?

Cherry Blossom: Please beat up the author for me.

Vegeta: Okay.

Author: Wait, wait. I’ll tell you who I am. The Author of Unknown Origin is…………..Matteo!

Cherry Blossom/Vegeta: Matteo!!

Matteo: Hehe. Are you surprised?

Vegeta: Can I beat him up anyway?

Cherry Blossom: Sure. Knock yourself out.

Matteo: Hey guys c’mon. Guys? You’re kidding right? Cherry? Vegeta? <whimpers>

THE END

PS Cherry Blossom does not own Dragonball Z. Matteo does not own Dragonball Z either.