The Muse’s Creed

I am a muse. I will think up weird and unusual ideas for fanfics and plague my owner until he/she caves and writes the dang story. I will sometimes take vacations for no reason whatsoever, leaving my owner with no new fic ideas and one hell of a headaches oftentimes known as Writer’s Block. I will awaken my owner at two in the morning with a fic idea. I will always supply the best ideas when my owner is no where near a computer (ex. on a long car trip, in an elevator, on a plane, at your grandparent’s house). I will become sulky if my owner does not acknowledge my help in all of his/her fics and refuse to supply said owner with any new ideas until he/she comes begging on his/her knees with pocky as a peace offering. And not strawberry pocky. It has to be chocolate or nothing. I am a muse. I will write nothing but angsty depressing stories for weeks at a time and then switch to fluff and sap for no reason whatsoever. If you make fun of me I will give you crappy fic ideas and your precious reputation will fade away into nothing. Don’t piss me off. I am a muse.