Mwahahahahahaha!! They said I would never finish it! But I proved them wroooooooong. ‘Cause once again I am booooooooooooooored. And I don’t wanna work on my other series ‘cause……….I don’t. So there.
Buuuuuuuuuuuut….before we get to the fic……..FACES!!
///_^ - I luv the Trowa face. It’s soooooo kawaii!
V_V_V - Heero. I know. Not very good. Can anybody make a good Heero face?
^_^ xxxxxxx:: -Duo. Umm…..I forgot how to do a good one so this’ll have to do.
Annnnnnnnnnd…….
>-- --< -Dorothy. Weird smeggin’ eyebrows.
Umm….I can’t think of any more faces soooooooooo……………….here’s the fic.
Disclaimer: I don’t own GW. (watches people fall over in shock)
A Day With Chibi Wufei…….(and Duo) – Part 2
Last time on A Day With Chibi Wufei……(and Duo), Matteo and I were bored, played parcheesie, made a chibi ray, and zapped Wufei into total chibiness. And now…….the continuation!
Duo: Am I in this one?
YES! Shut up and let me write!
Duo: Sheesh. Touch-y!
*sigh* This isn’t working. I need some sugar. Be right back. *leaves to go get snacks*
Duo: Get me some popcorn while your up.
What do I look like? Your maid?
Duo: Yes.
*throws a bishie ball. It hits Duo in the back of the head*
Duo: Itai!
Serves ya right. *comes back with a bowl of triple fudge chocolate-chip ice cream with whipped cream and chocolate syrup and a HUGE glass of coke. Not diet coke. Coke.* Much better. Now I can write.
Duo: Where’s my popcorn?
Shut up before I get mad. On with the fic….
It was a semi-typical day at the residence of the Eternal Goddess Cherry Blossom. Cherry’s mom was out shopping or whatever mom’s do during the day when they don’t want to stay in the house with you. Cherry was eating pocky. Matteo was ranting like a lunatic. It would have been a perfectly normal day were it not for the fact that in Cherry’s lap sat a totally kawaii chibi Wufei.
Mateo: I can’t believe you did that!
Cherry Blossom: *cuddles the chibi-fei and tries to feed him some pocky* Did what?
Matteo: Turned Wufei chibi! You KNOW how cliché that is and DON’T feed him THAT! He’ll choke! *takes pocky away from chibi-fei*
Cherry Blossom: Were you always such a stick in the mud?
Matteo: Yes! I REFUSE to be a party to this completely over-used idea. You might as well have just turned EVERYBODY chibi for no reason whatsoever.
Cherry Blossom: *brightens* What a great idea! Thanks Matteo. That’s why you’re my muse. Here, hold this for me, will ya? *hands chibi-fei to Matteo*
Chibi-fei: *tries to chew on Matteo’s hair*
Matteo: Wait a minute, you’re not gonna do what I think you’re gonna do, are you? *takes hair out of chibi-fei’s grasp*
Chibi-fei: *starts to cry*
Cherry Blossom: Now look at what you’ve done. It’s okay Wu-wu! Don’t you cry. Cherry’s gonna zap up some more friends for you to play with. *takes out chibi ray*
Matteo: This is a bad idea…
Cherry Blossom: Ah shut up. It’ll be fun. Trust me.
<suddenly the ceiling opens up for no particular reason and the rest of the G-Boyz fall through the hole and land on the ground in a heap with a loud SMACK>
Duo: OWWWWWWWWW!!!
Heero: What the—?
Quatre: Are you okay, Trowa?
Trowa: <on the bottom of the pile> Urgh…. L L L
Cherry Blossom: Hiyee guys!
Heero: Oh no! It’s……HER.
Trowa: ?????
Quatre: You know, it’s Cherry. The one who’s always torturing us with crappy poetry and the like.
Trowa: !!!!!!!!!!
Heero: I say we run for our lives.
Duo: Hey, Matteo! Who’s the kid? It looks kinda like…….oh NO.
Chibi-fei: *hiccups and then gurgles in that cute baby way*
Duo: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Cherry Blossom: Suffer my boredom! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *aims the chibi ray at G-Boyz*
Quatre: Matteo! Help us!
Matteo: If you think that I’m gonna go up against HER you’ve got another thing coming.
Heero: Coward.
Matteo: An un-chibified coward, thank you. Which is more than what your about to be.
Duo: Cherry, let’s talk this over. You don’t really want to chibify us, do you? *backs away*
Cherry Blossom: YES! Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Matteo: She’s just had a whole lotta sugar, too.
Heero: Smeg.
Cherry Blossom: *pulls trigger on chibi ray*
<the weird, green (slightly radioactive) ray beams envelopes the G-Boyz. There is a bright flash and they start to shrink>
G-Boyz: NOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……….
Chibi-Heero: Omeo wo kowosu!
Chibi-Duo: Boooooooooooooooooooh ;_;
Chibi-quatre: To~wowa! *glomps Trowa*
Chibi-trowa: Quat~wa! *glomps Quatre back*
Cherry Blossom: Awwwwwwwwwwwww. That’s just too cuuuuuuuuuuuuute J
Chibi-fei: *mad because no one is paying any attention to him* Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!
Cherry Blossom: *bounces chibi-heero on her knee* Lighten up, Teo-chan.
Matteo: *deathglare*
Chibi-trowa: I’m bored.
Chibi-quatre: Yes. We’re bored. Wanna play! Wanna play NOW!
Chibi-heero: Wanna play! Wanna play!
Chibi-duo: Hungry…
Chibi-fei: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<hic>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!
Matteo: Well, now what?
Cherry Blossom: I guess we play. I think all my old toys are still up in the attic.
Chibi-duo: HUNGRY!
Cherry Blossom: Yeah, yeah. I heard you the first time. Matteo, you take care of these guys while I go make some bottles.
Matteo: Ohhh nooooo. You’re NOT leaving me alone with these….these…..
Chibi-quatre: *stuffs some lint off the carpet into his mouth*
Chibi-heero: I’m Superman! *prepares to jump off the coffee table*
Chibi-duo: HUNGRY! HUNGRY! HUNGRY!!!!
Chibi-trowa: *starts to pull all the video cassettes off of the shelf and drop them in a heap on the floor*
Chibi-fei: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<hic>aaaaaaaaa<hic>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!
Matteo: Monsters!
Cherry Blossom: I’m sure you can handle them for ONE minute while I get something for them to eat. Don’t worry, I’ll be right back. *leaves for the kitchen*
Matteo: But…but….
Chibi-heero: *leaps off the coffee table* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Matteo: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED
Well…that was interesting.
Duo: You made me a chibi!
Yeah. So?
Duo: I can’t believe you did that!
The title was kind of a big hint for the plot, ya know.
Duo: Evil…
And no longer bored! ‘Till next time kiddes. Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa neeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!