Lookie! I can make happy faces with the computer. J J J J J J . I can make sad faces too. L L L L L L L . I’m soooo bored. I’m gonna make a fic. With chibi G-Boyz in it.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Gundam Wing (watches people fall over in shock).

(feels a tug on her sleeve) What?

Duo: You promised I could be in the next one…

Oh fine.

Happy now?

Duo: (hugs himself) Yep.

It was a typical day at the residence of The Eternal Goddess Cherry Blossom.

Matteo: Hey Cherry is that your mom? She’s hot.

Cherry Blossom: Ewww. Shut up you hentai.

Matteo: What’d I say?

Cherry Blossom: Just be quiet. She’s coming this way.

Cherry Blossom’s Mom: I’m going out for the day. Don’t wreck the place. ::leaves::

Matteo: Wow. Just look at the heartwarming scene of mother-daughter bondage.

Cherry Blossom: Shut up.

Matteo: (pouts) If it was up to you I’d never get to talk.

Cherry Blossom: And that’s a bad thing…how?

Matteo: Shut up.

Cherry Blossom: Now you’re doing it.

Matteo: ….

Cherry Blossom: I’m bored.

Matteo: Let’s play Parcheesi (sp?)

<after beating Matteo at Parcheesi for four hours straight>

Cherry Blossom: I’m still booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored.

Matteo: Well what do you wanna do?

Cherry Blossom: Umm.. .I know, we can work on my Chibi Ray.

Matteo: Chibi Ray?

<some time later…or maybe a bit before that>

Cherry Blossom: Matteo could you hand me that screwdriver over there?

Matteo: (limps along like a hunchback) Hehehe….yes master. Hehehe.

Cherry Blossom: Why are you walking like that?

Matteo: Just getting into the spirit.

Cherry Blossom: Oh. Well in that case (imitates mad scientist) throw the svitch (not a typo. That’s what mad scientists sound like).

Matteo: Umm..there isn’t a svitch--I mean switch.

Cherry Blossom: Huh? Oh, well then push the button.

Matteo: ::pushes the button on a weird looking ray gun which turns on with an extremely annoying buzzing sound. You know, like the sound light sabers make when the swish through the air. That sound.:: It works!

Cherry Blossom: Of course it works. You doubted me?

Matteo: Well yeah.

Cherry Blossom: (pouts) I’m hurt. Really, really hurt.

Matteo: What’s this thing do anyway?

Cherry Blossom: This is the Ultimate Chibi Ray. I can point it at any person and they will instantly turn chibi.

Matteo: Why?

Cherry Blossom: Why not?

Matteo: How do you know it works?

Cherry Blossom: I’ll have to test it on someone…

Matteo: ::backs away:: Oh no you don’t. I don’t want to be a chibi.

Cherry Blossom: Aww c’mon, it’ll be fun. I bet you’d make a really cute chibi.

Matteo: Uh, uh. No way jose. Not me. Find someone else for your little experiment. ::runs away::

Cherry Blossom: Smeg. L Now who am I supposed to test this thing on? (evil grin) I know…

<suddenly the sky opens up (or rather the ceiling. I’m still in the basement) and Wufei falls through the opening and lands on the ground at Cherry Blossom’s feet with a loud SMACK!>

Cherry Blossom: Yay!

Wufei: What the **** happened?

Cherry Blossom: You’re going to be the first to test my new Ray.

Wufei: What are you talking about, onna?

Cherry Blossom: ::dances around Wufei singing:: I’m gonna get a Chibi Wufei, I’m gonna get a Chibi Wufei!

Wufei: ::Takes out his katana:: Alright I wanna know what’s going on and I wanna know now!

Cherry Blossom: ::points the Chibi Ray at Wufei:: You’ll find out in a second. ::pulls the trigger::

<the weird, green (slightly radioactive) ray beams envelopes Wufei. There is a bright flash and Wufei starts shrinking.>

Wufei: What did you do onna?

Cherry Blossom: YEAH! IT WORKED! Awwww, he’s soooooooo cute.

Chibi Wufei: (lower lip trembles) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: Awwwwww. (picks up and cuddles Chibi Wufei) It’s okay snookums. Cherry’ll take care of you.

Chibi Wufei: (stops crying and starts to suck his thumb)

Cherry Blossom: That’s better. Let’s go and show you off to my friends. Janelle is going to be sooooo jealous.

TO BE CONTINUED

Duo: No fair. (pouts) You said I could be in this fic.

You’re in the next part.

Duo: Oh. (kawaii smile) Okay. Why don’t you write the part with me in it now?

‘Cause I’m tired.

Duo: (lower lip starts to tremble) B-but I want m-my s-story NOW! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

QUIET! Look if you stop that crying I’ll give you some pocky, ‘kay?

Duo: (brightens) Pocky, yay! ::grabs pocky and scarfs it down:: Mmmmm.

Well…I’m not bored anymore. It’s amazing how boredom can lead to inspiration. REVIEW! Or I shall curse you with weird eyebrows like Dorothy’s. I like to get mail too so if you have any comments about my work or suggestions for the next part, my e-mail is [email protected]. This was just a side track on my quest to write a song fic. Does anyone else think that Building a Mystery by Sarah Mclacland (sp?) describes Duo? (but that’s not the song I’m working on) Konbanwa kiddiesJ