Author's Note: ::dodges angry muses:: Sorry! Geeze,

this is the last part and it's short, too. And it's

fluff! No torture, no suspense, no action, no angst,

just FLUFF!!! Ok? Ok. Now, here's the last bit of this

series. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own the G-boys, Greek mythology

has been made into a horrible mess, OOCness most

likely, shounen ai, POV switching but not really

clearly marked. No flames please though I don't know

why anyone would flame this. Squiggly lines ~ ~ are

for emphasis.

"CANNONBAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!"

The cry was the only warning before Duo plunged into

the pool, taking Wufei with him. The six somber people

on the patio looked over in shock as they were

drenched by the splash. The cloud Wufei and Duo had

ridden in on was already dissipating, and the two were

climbing out of the pool as the others watched.

"Duo! Wufei! You're alive!" Quatre cried joyfully,

running over to them and glomping them both. "Oh I'm

so glad to see you, you saved the world and we thought

you were dead, but you're not because you're here and

I was so worried but it's all right now!"

"Qu-Quatre! Can't - breathe - " Duo gasped as Wufei

slowly turned blue.

"Oh! Sorry," the blonde said and released them. "What

happened?"

The other pilots and gods gathered around, and Duo

explained all in a way similar to Quatre's emotional

outburst, which left everyone vaguely confused and

looking to Wufei, who clarified everything as he rung

water out of his rather worse-for-wear tank top.

"So, did you guys confess your eternal love for one

another?" Aphrodite asked tactlessly. Everyone stared

at her and Duo and Wufei blushed. "What? Why are you

all looking at me like that?"

"Yeah, we did. Sorta. Not that it's any of ~your~

business, onna," Wufei said proudly.

"Hey, you watch your mouth li'l mister!" the Goddess

of Love snapped, the sighed mushily. "Oh, if only I'd

had my scrying pool... That must've been ~the~ most

romantic moment."

Wufei and Duo caught each other's eye. Duo burst out

laughing and Wufei smirked. Aphrodite looked offended.

"Hn! See if I do you two any favors!" she said

huffily, then snapped her fingers and vanished in a

puff of pink smoke.

"Good riddance," Thalia said, rubbing her hands

together. "Mission accomplished, eh, Eros?"

Eros flexed his wings.

"Yeah. But we've got a debt to pay."

"Oh yeah! Hey Quatre! Have ~you~ confessed ~your~

undying love yet?" she said, turning to the Arabian,

who blushed.

"N-no, that's all right, you guys really don't owe me

anything - " he sputtered, trying to stop them from

saying what he thought they were going to say.

"Hey, Trowa! Did you know that Quatre has this monster

crush on you?" Thalia shouted with a huge wink and

silly grin. Trowa's visible eye widened, Quatre turned

beet-red, Duo giggled, Wufei's smirk widened, and

Heero merely snorted. Eros buried his face in his

hands.

"Thalia, you have absolutely NO tact," he groaned.

"Quatre, is that true?" Trowa asked quietly. Quatre

looked like he wanted to sink into the ground, but he

nodded miserably. "Well, I do, too."

Quatre looked up, completely shocked. Did he hear

right? Trowa liked him? ~That~ way? Oh joy!

"Really?" he asked, locking eyes with the taller boy.

He got a nod in return. He sighed and his eyes rolled

up in his head as he fainted. A surprised Trowa caught

him.

Thalia and Duo both were having fits by now, Eros and

Wufei exchanged glances of complete understanding, and

Heero rolled his eyes at the lot of them. Bakas.

Quatre came round to find himself staring into deep

green eyes. He really like Trowa's eyes. And then he

timidly planted a kiss on Trowa's lips. After a

second, Trowa kissed back. They pulled away when

cheers erupted behind them. Quatre stood upright with

the tiniest bit of help from Trowa and glared lightly

as Duo gave a loud wolf-whistle.

"Trowa, you horn-dog! Can't you wait till we're all

gone to consummate? Right now we've got to celebrate!

We saved the fricken world!" Duo broke off in a loud

yelp, though, as Wufei pulled him close by a handful

of sopping-wet, unbound hair.

"You talk too much," he accused, then sealed Duo's

lips with a quick kiss. Well, it was meant to be a

quick kiss...

"Hey! Break it up you two!" Thalia threatened. "Don't

make me get the hose!"

Reluctantly they did so. Quatre and Duo grinned like

idiots and

"Heero, you start up the grill, and I'll get some

hamburger out! We're gonna have an old fashioned

American barbeque!" Duo declared, dragging Wufei with

him as he ran into the house.

"Hey! What - " Wufei began to object, but Duo cut him

off with a whisper in his ear.

"I need some help getting things from the pantry...

wanna help?"

Recalling some rather ~interesting~ items in the

pantry, Wufei ceased his struggles and followed Duo

eagerly. Trowa and Quatre, meanwhile, had decided to

go for a swim in the ~other~ swimming pool, the one

with a twenty foot privacy fence and a lock on the

gate, both of which they made good use of. While Heero

sighed resignedly, put on the "Kiss the Cook" barbeque

apron, and tried to get the charcoals lit, Eros and

Thalia decided it was time to make a discreet exit.

"Hah! See, I can ~too~ be a matchmaker!" Thalia

declared once they were back in their own plane of

existence.

"Hn. Beginners luck," Eros grumbled. "And we can't

take credit for Wufei and Duo. Quatre was the only one

who did anything with those two."

"We chose 'em, didn't we? But I single handedly got

Quatre and Trowa together, so there! You lost your

bet."

"What bet?"

"This morning when your mom first gave us this

mission, you bet that I'd screw everything up and

you'd have to bail me out. You were so wrong! Oh

yeah!" Thalia did a happy little victorious dance.

Eros snorted and walked on.

"Well you lost your bet, too. You said I'd get a pie

in my face, and I haven't so - " Eros broke off as he

turned when he heard the sinister snicker. His eyes

widened as he watched Thalia lazily as snapped her

fingers and a lemon-marang pie appeared in her hand.

"You wouldn't..."

She grinned even more wildly in response and nodded

evilly. Eros 'meeped' in a very un-godlike way and

began to run away as fast as he could. Thalia followed

eagerly.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!"

*SPLAT*

"-AHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha ahaha ha... huh?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG!!!" Thalia turned and bolted way as a

very lemon-marang-covered and very pissed off Eros

followed her with a drawn bow.

"I'm going to make you fall in love with Cerberus! No,

with a hydra! With Heero Yuy! Just wait till I get my

hands on you!"

"Why *pantpant* Erry! I'm flattered *pant* but *gasp*

wouldn't Psyche get mad?" she taunted.

"Arrrg!"

"Eep!"

Well it's all over. ::burts into tears:: ::G-boys sob

for joy and muses do a celebratory dance:: That's it.

It's done. ::sniff::

Eros: ::still covered in lemon-marang:: You are soooo

dead, Thalia.

Thalia: Oh quit yer bitchin! Don't you see the

advantage this?

Eros: What advantage?

Thalia: ::rolls eyes:: Why don't you go see if Psyche

knows any creative ways to get this cleaned off?

Eros: What's that got to do with anythi- ...ohhhh, I

get it... er - I'll be back later... ::runs off to

find Psyche::

...Erry wait! It's review time!

Eros: ::very distant:: Not now, I'm busy!

-_-; Hmmm, guess I'll have to improvise... Thalia! You

know what to do!

Thalia: I do? ::receives glare:: Oh - uh - yes! I do!

Uhhh... ::takes a rubber chicken out from behind her

back and brandishes it like a sword:: Review, dammit!

Or I'll whomp you with my deadly chicken!

Wufei: Onna, no one's going to be threatened into

reviewing with a weak rubber chi-

*WHOMP*

Wufei: Ooooh preeetttyyyy staaaarsss...

Thalia: SEND C&C!!! OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DEADLY

CHICKEN!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

::sigh:: You just can't get sane help these days...

Well, if you want something done right, you have to do

it yourself... ::hoists a sign that reads: "Send all

Comments and Criticisms to [email protected]"