"You could have just popped in and out like normal. But nooo...had to have the weird purple smoke, didn't you? Had to make a big entrance..."

Matteo

"This is why some author’s take three whole years to get the sequel to a novel out. It’s also why we hate said author and throw sticks at their houses…"

Cherry Blossom

Duo: That was very expensive!

Heero: You stole it.

Duo: …that’s beside the point.

-Making Heero Human (endnotes)

"Oooh suspense. Wait a minute....I hate suspense."

Cherry Blossom

Melpomene: I'm an angst muse you dingbat! That's what I do. I angst.

-Making Heero Human (endnotes)

Heero: How come I’m suddenly an asshole?

-Making Heero Human (endnotes)

Melpomene: Oooh, I smell angst ahead.

Duo: I think that's just Hee-chan. He needs a bath.

-Making Heero Human (endnotes)

"Who is it?"

"It’s Santa Claus, you moron. Just open the damn door Chang before I stick you with a meat fork," an irritated voice replied.

"I can see your manners have not changed much over the years, Dorothy."

-Little Miracles

Trowa: And now I shall bounce to freedom.

-Crappy Poem Theater

"Think of it as divine justice for making fun of my cooking."

"But Quatre…you’re cooking is horrible—"

"Watch it. Another tree might target you."

-Little Miracles

Cherry Blossom: And now, let’s get to the interesting part of the show!

Quatre: The part where we throw Duo out the airlock?

Duo: Hey!

Cherry Blossom: ::looks sad:: No. The other interesting part of the show.

-Crappy Poem Theater

Duo: My heart bleeds for you as we speak. No really, it does! Look at the blood!

-Crappy Poem Theater

Cherry Blossom: Where’s the enthusiasm?

Matteo: It left with the kazoo player.

-Crappy Poem Theater

Quatre: Leave the homosexual kittens alone, dammit!

-Crappy Poem Theater

Cherry Blossom: Wait a minute. Are you telling me that Americans don’t get their milk in a bag?

Duo: Yep.

Cherry Blossom: What the hell does it come in then?

Duo: A jug or carton.

Cherry Blossom: Weird. You people are deprived.

-Crappy Poem Theater

Duo: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Cherry Blossom: Argh! Don’t say that. Do you know how traumatizing that was when I was a kid? Up all night looking for bed bugs…

-Crappy Poem Theater

"That was good. A little angst, a little pocky. Plus I got to learn how to swear in Russian..."

Cherry Blossom

Trowa: It’s euphorium.

Duo: The band?

Trowa: >__< I’m surrounded by morons.

-Crappy Poem Theater

Wufei: What exactly is a lotos eater?

Duo: Someone who eats Lotos.

Wufei: Thanks for clearing that up.

Duo: No problem. ^__^

-Crappy Poem Theater