| Interview with Ronald Navarro from TOMORROW FEELS LIKE SUNDAY conducted at New England Metal and Hardcore Festival 2002, at Worcest Palladium By Oswald Knox Knox: Uh, yeah, and I'm here with... Ronald: Ronald Navarro. Knox: From what band? Ronald: Tomorrow Feels Like Sunday. Knox: Who? Ronald: Tomorrow Feels Like Sunday. Knox: I've never heard of them. Ronald: I know. Knox: How come? Ronald: Cuz we're little. Knox: Are you sub-standard? Ronald: No. Knox: Do you play real music? Ronald: Ofcourse. Knox: What kinda music? Ronald: Uh... hardcore - Knox: Hold on, it's not that emo, fucking gay, like, emotional, like, gay... Ronald: I hope not. Knox: What what, are, you're straightedge, right? Ronald: Yes I am. Knox: How come? Ronald: Cuz it's the only thing that ever made sense to me since I was twelve. Knox: How old are you now, thir- Ronald: Twenty three. Knox: Thirteen? Ronald: Twenty three. Knox: Do - are you aware that all your friends who, a, who are straightedge now, they won't be in a year from now? Ronald: Yes. Knox: They won't be. Ronald: It's sad. Knox: They'll all be dead. Ronald: It'll be great. Knox: You probably won't be. Ronald: Nope. I'll be here. Knox: Uh, yeah, that's what they all used to say back when I was a young one going to shows. Do you know that I once saw Cornerstone? Ronald: Cornerstone? Who's that? Knox: Jesus Christ. Anyway... moving on, if I could just ask you a couple... what's the name of your band again? Ronald: Tomorrow Feels Like - Knox: Nobody cares. Um... alright, um.. uh.. question, uh, question. Uh, Carmen Electra or Je- er Jenny McCarthy? Ronald: Jenny McCarthy. Knox: Why? Ronald: Cuz she's tough as nails? Knox: Why? Ronald: I don't know. She's a bitch. Knox: Uh.. fair enough. Uh, what's your favorite glam album? Ronald: New York Dolls. Knox: No, that's like, that's like 70s glam. I'm talking like, like 80s like, glam rock. Ronald: Oh.... Probably Twisted Sister or Skid Row. Knox: Who? Twisted Sister or Skid Row... uh... alright, we, we can accept that. Um, who's gonna win, uh - Vitor or Tito? Ronald: I don't know. Knox: Vitor Belfort or Tito Ortiz? Ronald: Uh, Tito. Knox: Why? Ronald: Cuz he sounds Mexican. Knox: Uh... alright. Um, uh... question number 20: Oh no you didn't, Girlfriend! Oh no you didn't! Ronald: Did not have my food ready when I came home from work. Knox: Talk to my hand, Girlfriend. Oh no you didn't! Miss Thing! Ronald: (Laughs) Knox: What's your answer? Ronald: Uh, whatever. The big W. Knox: Uh, I heard, uh... confirm or deny... uh, is it true that you head up the Barry Manilow Fan Club? Ronald: Yes. That is true. Knox: Comment on that please. Ronald: Started it because he dresses like a pimp. Knox: What's the name of your band again? Ronald: Nobody cares. Knox: I TOLD YOU, nobody cares. Be advised. Alright, you've made it to the uh, Bonus Round. I gonna ask you, uh, quick - 5 quick questions. You have 15 seconds to answer each. You may not go back to answer a question that you've missed. Do you agree? Ronald: Ok. Knox: Aright, uh, question number one. Phyllis Diller or Chloris Leachman? Ronald: I don't know. Knox: Phyllis Diller or Chloris Leachman? Ronald: Chloris Leachman. Knox: Uh, question number two: Uh, how many chemicals are there in the periodic table? Ronald: ... 14? Knox: Uh, question number 3: Finish this line - "I did it all for the ____" Ronald: The nookie. Knox: Uh, question number 4: Uh, how many in a Baker's Dozen? Ronald: 12 - er, shit - 13. Knox: Uh, question number 5: Your favorite color. Ronald: Green. Knox: Alright, stop the clock. Going back, here. Uh, question number 1. Phyllis Diller or Chloris Leachman. I don't remember what your anser was, but it - like you - is unimportant. The answer is Ernest Borgnine. Ronald: Huh? Knox: Airwolf's Ernest Borgnine. Ronald: Ernest Borgnine? Knox: Moving on... uh, uh... He doesn't know who Ernest Borgine is. For the love of the children. Uh, number 2. How many chemicals in the periodic table. You said 42. Uh, the correct answer is "Who fucking cares." Ronald: Damn. Knox: Uh, number 3. Finish this line, "I did it all for the.... " And you said nookie. That was the correct answer. Uh, you are a FAG. Ronald: I am. Knox: Uh, question number four. Uh, how many in a Baker's Dozen... you said, uh, "12 - uh, shit - 13." Ahem. The correct answer is 13, but I told you that you cannot go back and reanswer a wrong question. Uh, your favorite color. You said green. I'm sorry - no. Uh, the answer is "Violet with Lavender Polka Dots." Ronald: (Laughs) I'm gay again. Knox: Are you aware that I am the Bringer of Truth in this Age of Darkness. Ronald: No I wa. Knox: Are you now aware? Ronald: I am now. Knox: Enough of you. Ronald: Enough of me. |