| Interview with Rich Casey (ex-Groundzero) at the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival, Worcester MA 2002 By Oswald Knox (Let it be hereby known that Rich Casey is one of the only hardcore kids that Oswald Knox ever liked) Knox: Rich Casey, I wanna sodomize you. Rich: No. Knox: Rich Casey, I wanna sodomize you. Rich: No. Knox: Quick questions for you. We're gonna skip the, uh, the menial question. We're gonna go right to the, uh, the bonus round. Rich: No. Knox: Ahem.... Aright, here we go. Cl - uh, Phyllis Diller or Chloris Leachman? Rich: No. Knox: Number two. How many elements on the periodic table? Rich: No. Knox: Uh, number three. Finish this line: "I did it all for the ____" Rich: No? Knox: Questionnumberfour. How many in a baker's dozen? Rich: No. Knox: Questionnumberfive. Your favorite color? Rich: Blayack. Knox: Aright, uh, stop the clock. Going back. Number one. Uh, Phyllis Diller or Chloris Leachman. Uh, the answer is.... uh.... I thought Rich Casey was dead! Rich: .... Knox: Answer me! Rich: No. Knox: You bitch! Question number 2. How many elements in the periodic table. Rich: No. Knox: Uh, the answer is actually, you remember when, uh, Rich Casey, uh, when his band started to get all emo, and then he, he started to act like a bitch, and scream, and throw his bass around, and cry? Rich: N-ho (laughs) Knox: And he broke his bass? That - that Soundgear, one time? Rich: Yayah. Knox: Uh, aright. Questionnumberthree. Finish this line: "I did it all for the"... Rich: Pussy. Knox: ... Um... sorry, that answer is wrong. Not for Rich Casey, anyway. The answer is, uh, for the external male genitalia. Rich: No. Knox: Questionnumberfour. Howmanyinabakersdozen. Your answer was "no." Rich: No. Knox: Um... the answer is, uh, the an- the correct answer is "gay." Uh... number five. Your favorite color. Rich: Blayack. Knox: Uh, I'm sorry, no. The guy from, uh, the singer from, uh, God Forbid took that one. Some Girl hanging on Rich: (laughs) Knox: Thats what he said. You can't have that answer. Your favorite color is violet with lavender polka-dots. Rich: No. Knox: You bitch! Girl: (laughs) Rich: Peace. Knox: Are you aware that I am the Bringer of Truth in this Age of Darkness? Rich: No. Knox: ... Off with your head! Rich: Ok. |