| OSWALD KNOX IS: |
| - Kind of a musician. He's got too many bands and too many ideas |
| - Kind of a writer. His novel, "I, Vincent Conrad, Your Noble Narrator" will be completed shortly. |
| - A wealthy entrepreneur. |
| - An interviewer and reviewer, if he's got the time or inclination. |
| - A no-holds-barred fighting enthusiast. |
| - A cheap bastard. Just look at all of his sites. |
| - Has been hit in the face by a cinder block. Twice. |
| -Really likes William Shatner, Tom Selleck, and Bea Arthur... but isn't gay. |
| - Once cut a large growth off his ear with a surgical blade and a pair of scissors. The blood is still on his shoes and dripped into his pocket, and onto his credit card, which he once presented to a sales clerk who said "I hope this is ketchup," and he said "... uh...right..." If you want to see the pictures, go here |
| - A guy who, if he ever eats another fucking red pepper again, will fucking throw up. |
| - Has broken his nose 4 times and has cauliflower ears. |