My name starts with the letter "B," just like Bear, Box, and Bitches.
My favorite class is recess.
When I grow up, I want to be a fireman because of the big red truck.
I am special because God made me that way.
My favorite book is Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. By Judith Viorst.
I can sing all the months of the year.
One time my dad was carrying me in a backpack when i was a few months old, and didn't quite clear one of those arched door ways. This is a true story.
One time i fell of a slide and a playground and had to get a CAT scan. Several months later I took my mom out into a hallway, and according to her, repeated verbatim what the nurses said to me during the entire procedure. This is a true story.