Helping Christians Achieve Freedom from Pagan Perversion
To Whom It May Concern:
I have read your website with great interest. I, too, am troubled by the events that I have seen in our country over the past few decades.
I have witnessed the perversion of a teenage girl, molested and abused by her father or other family member, having the audacity to seek out a legal and safe method of removing that unwanted fetus, conceived in evil, from her body. I, too, have been shocked and appalled by the arrogance in the face of Almighty God that a rape victim has for even contemplating the abortion of unwanted fetus that could otherwise grow to be an undersupported, neglected, welfare-bound member of our great society.
I have seen the banning of prayer from schools. The restriction of free expression of religion must be stopped! Although there are others (even close to my own hometown) who seek to form clubs and groups to celebrate their Pagan ways, it is irrelevent. The word of God is the only one that people need to hear. How dare they try to inhibit that word from being spread to all, even those who may not wish to hear this truth?
I, too, am dismayed at the prevention of the Bible being taught over all other religious texts in our school, yet allowing science teachers to discuss such insane topics as genetics, evolution, and adaptation! Everyone knows that we are descended from one man, and one woman, perfectly formed in God's image, and we have appeared in this form since the beginning! What more do they need to teach about creation? How many more lies will be spread to our children?
The Ten Commandments should be placed in full view of all, and should be abided by in everyday life by all good people. There should be no other gods, of course! The sheer audacity of believing in Allah, following the teachings of Buddha, revering the Lord and Lady...how long will this nonsense continue?
I definitely agree with the Third Commandment...although, I have a question of a purely technical nature...I know "Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord," therefore I just want to make sure (and I'm certain that you'll know the answer to this...) when we go overseas and kill Muslims in the name of our Lord, is that...using his name in vain, or are we allowed to do that?
Number Four is very important to me as well. I can't tell you the number of times I've been resting on the Sabbath, sometimes until 10 or 11 in the morning, and some heathen with no respect for God has the audacity to run his lawnmower outside of my bedroom window! These people must be stopped! Have they no respect for those of us who simply want to lay in bed and obey the Lord?
Commandment number Five is crucial, and perhaps the cornerstone of what's wrong with our society. For far too long now, Men have sired strong, healthy young men, left them to the care of their mothers, and sought out new mates with whom to bear more children, remembering that the Lord said, "Children are as arrows to the hunter, and blessed be he whose quiver is full." Yet year after year, these children grow to be bitter, hateful, and violent. Their anger could be turned, and their lives put to purpose, if only they would obey their Lord and honor those men who left them to the care of their impoverished mothers!
Commandment Six is being broker throughout our world every day. The power to kill is solely vested in God...and anyone who carries out his bidding, of course.
More than anything, we need a return to our forefathers' Christian values. The Ten Commandments can help us to do this. Consider, as well, Commandment Nine, which dictates that we do not give false testimony against our neighbor. Our forefathers, the upright, devout Puritans who ridded us of the scourge of evil by turning in all those people even SUSPECTED of being a witch, never stooped to such behavior!
But I digress. The worst of all is yet to come! Sodomy (still illegal in my home state of Florida, by the way) is being accepted and celebrated as diversity! Gay marriage is on the horizon! The nerve of these individuals--these heathen, hell-bound deviants--to spend their entire lives struggling with a desire for their same gender, to suffer the ostracism from friends and family, and to live in the shadow of society for so many years! And now they actually have the gall to want a loving, caring relationship with one of their own, celebrated by all? Who ever heard of such nonsense? If they could just give themselves to the Lord, then all their problems could be cured! They could renounce their evil ways and enter the Kingdom of Heaven, just like our priests! Oh...wait...when Jesus said, "Suffer the little children, come unto me," he wasn't meaning altar boys, was he?
As far as Christian preaching becoming hate speech, this is the final straw in my mind? Christians being lambasted as hate-mongers and narrow-minded? They're obviously just not listening to the message clearly enough, right?
Ladies, gentlemen, I think I speak for every thinking, sensible, and caring individual in the world when I say...
Let me help you pack.
Therefore, having read this drivel, I have created a resolution of my own, that hope you will join me in making it come to pass...
RESOLVED, that stern-minded, devout Christians are dead-set on seeing everyone conform to their wishes,
RESOLVED, that this desire is intolerable to those of us who use our heads for something more than a hat rack,
RESOLVED, that the best method of making all parties involved happy is to allow and encourage the emigration of these Christians to their own personal Holy Land, and
RESOLVED that some of these poor souls will not have the financial wherewithal to accomplish this exodus,
IT IS HEREBY PROPOSED that a grant program be created in order to assist those Christian zealots less fortunate than others in their goal of congregating with their like-minded brethren.
If you have it in your heart to assist these well-meaning idiots in their pilgrimage, please copy and paste the following form, with the appropriate blanks filled in, and e-mail me at [email protected] with your pledge. Anonymity is fine, and pseduonyms are accepted.
I, _________, believe in the noble cause of getting your bigoted, narrow-minded, pinheaded arse out of my country just as quickly as is humanly possible. The very fact that you recycle oxygen and carbon dioxide within the confines of the same political borders as I do makes me want to claw my own eyes out. Therefore, I pledge the sum of _________ toward the greater goal of placing you with your own loathsome kind. Upon receipt of sufficient monies as to accomplish this goal, please vacate your home, take your spawn with you, and burn your former domicile to the ground, so as to assist us in forgetting that we ever shared close proximity to you.
Sincerely,
Thank you, once again, for your pledge. With your help, I know that we can place these people where they rightfully belong.
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