"It's just that super-villains are so much cooler than super heroes.
You show me a really cool super hero,
and
maybe I'll consider a career change."
-Edie Sawyer
(A second later she saw Zeitgeist for the first time and it changed her life forever)
Wow, look at that. Zeitgeist always gets the ladies. Is thet why he's so cool? No, of course not. He's not cool cause he gets all the girls, he gets all the girls cause he's so cool. Zeitgeist is hands down the coolest member of X-force. He makes Cable look like Johnny McLame, who incidently is much cooler than Cannonball.
Zeitgeist is just cool. Face it. I mean look at his hair. If I had har like that you'd think I was cool. And I do have hair like that and you do think I'm cool. I mean come on look at some of the super cool things Zeitgeist did:
He led the cool X-force.
He was the first mutant to be reveared by the public.
He was always on TV.
He dressed in black leather and a yellow neckwarmer/facemask and still looked good.
He Talked to his fans and didn't just rescue them and run away like other superheroes.
He had a body gueard with big Sideburns.
He let U-go-girl join X-force cause he knew she was cool.
He spat acid on North African terrorists who were out of their mind on QAT.
He carried out Sluk's corpse in a body bag single handed with one arm.
He arranged the death of BOYZ R US.
He slept with Eddie, man was she hot.
He made fun of Battering Ram, Gin Genie, and the Anarchist to their faces.
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