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					I was born Oscar Meyer Hatmaker on July 7th, 2005. My zodiac sign is Cancer, I like long walks around the neighborhood, grundge-pop and alternative country music. My turn ons are soft pillows and things that squeek. My turn offs are slick floors and wet grass ( tickles my belly where I am a low rider ).



		I like long rides on the ATV. I like wearing clothes ( but not the over the top outfits my mom tries to put on me ( I AM NOT LIBERACE'S DOG! ). When I dismember a toy I like to start with the eyes. I then move on to the outer extremities. When I reach the torso and access the stuffing, I feel it is best to spread it out as far as possibile throuhout the house. I LOVE other critters! Radio controlled cars make me a little nervous.

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