Oscar: So I had one of my annual vet visits today. I had my blood and urine tests done. Unlike my ugly cousin Anastasia, I was very corporative. Auntie grabbed my head and front paws while the vet tech grabbed by back feet and tail. When the vet drew my urine and blood, I only meowed a few times. See, that is how a lady should act. Anastasia should take some lessons from me.
Oscar: Oh yea, another thing from the vet visit, I now weight 10.3 pounds!!! What happened? I will blame Anastasia, her chasing made me eat more to bulk up so I can run away from her.
Oscar: Yes, I have a fascination with water, so what! I just think water in general is interesting. Look at the chemistry of water, none of us would exist without it (yes, mommie made me say that). So Auntie caught me starring at the tub last week. Yes, I have tendencies to watch water flow when people shower. And no, I am not watching people shower! Sometimes I will even sit inside the tub and just watch water draining. Or I will even lick the tub water after auntie is done with showering.
Oscar: So auntie had schedule an appointment for my teeth cleaning today. I can say of my 11 years in this world, I have never had any teeth cleaning. Mommie had always brushed my teeth for me so she wouldn�t have to spend $$ or have me at the vet for teeth cleaning. So this is my first official teeth cleaning. Well, once auntie got the pet carrier out, I knew I had to hide. Guess where I was hiding behind?? I doubt you will ever guess this one. I was hiding behind my cousin Tara! Yep, she is so big and fluffy; I was hoping auntie would miss spotting me. Obviously the plan failed. So I still had to go to the vet�s for teeth cleaning.
Oscar: So today auntie put a bowl of milk out for my ugly cousin Anastasia. Well, Anastasia we taking too long in drinking it. She kept sniffing it for some reason. Once I realize what was in the bowl, I bumped Anastasia over and drunk all the milk! It was soo good and delicious. Too bad I threw up 2 hours late. Auntie still hasn�t learned that she can�t let me drink that much milk. I can only drink 1 tablespoon full each time. Mommie says I am such a piggy. But I am still mommie�s most adorable piggy!
Oscar: See my stocking!! This is my very own tuxedo cat stocking mommie got me the first year I became a member of this family. I think mommie got the stocking at a sale too. See how special I am, even Anastasia doesn't have her own stocking.