Oscar: I am now known as the cat that taught the dog... aka the dog tamer. My cousin can only be a dog wrangler, but how many cats do you know are dog tamer! Ok to explain, I taught Penelope how to lick her paws to groom her face. I also taught Penelope to be quiet and nice to cats. Yea well, I am the all mighty Oscar! Auntie brought back this dog named Jasper to her apartment for a few hours. While my cousin Anastasia was napping, I decided to be the one teach Jasper how to be nice to cats. So while Jasper ignored me, I secretly starred at him on top of a table. Note, you have to be on a table just in case the dog goes crazy and try to jump on you (aka Dizzy the nutty dog). So if am on a table, it is much harder for a dog to catch me. But anyway, now we know Jasper just ignores cats.
Oscar: Auntie told mommie today that it took me about 7 tries to associate the clicker sound with treats! This is the first time I have ever seen or even heard a clicker. So am I becoming circus cats? Auntie said she is changing my name to Clicker. I refuse to answer to that. I also refuse to work for food.
Oscar: Yes, my stupid mole rat cousin still chases me. Auntie tells mommie Anastasia only does it few times a day, but few times still a lot to me. How would you like a ugly mole rat follows you to everything you do!
Oscar: Auntie called mommie today and told mommie how the light bulb came to me where I learned putting paws on a towl means click sound. And of course to me clicker = treats! And not just normal treats, but real meat flavored baby food. I will admit I like to eat. But hey, with my age, I still got a gorgeous body, what can I say!
Oscar: Auntie said it only took me 2-3 tries to learn the word �target� when she was clicker training me! Mommie says I am so smart, and she is proud to have a smart kid.