Oscar: Mommie commented how nice it is to have Anastasia around. When Anastasia was around I apparently behaved better. Mommie also said it was nice to have a cat cuddled up with her every day, and the same cat follows her around. I would just like to put on the record I am GLAD that Anastasia left. Now I can finally sleep in peace without having to guard my back ALL the time. Also, I won�t have to compete for mommie�s attention anymore. Mommie will be all MINE again!
Oscar: What can I say, at least I am not directly related to this dim-witted cat.
Oscar: Waiting for my turn to watch the TV.
Oscar: Still waiting for my turn.
Oscar: By the time I got to watch it, my favorite part came on, the squirrels! I just sat there watching TV while Anastasia warmed her butt on mommie�s computer monitor.