Oscar: You want to know what cousin Anastasia did today? She jumped me! Yes, she did! Here is what happened: I was minding my own business when Anastasia came bolting toward me, jumped on top of me, and tried to bit me! I yelped and mommie came running over. She separated us and put Anastasia in the cage for time out. Anastasia got time out for an hour for doing that. Mommie said if she did that again, it would be even longer time out next time. I don�t understand Anastasia�s brain. Maybe it is too simple for me to get (!). She jumped onto my doggie bed twice too; she was watching me sleeping until mommie told her to stop that.
Oscar: As you know my cousin Anastasia has this thing about paper bags. So last night, mommie finally relented and took a paper bag out for Anastasia to play in. I couldn�t understand what is the big deal about a paper bag so I had to go see. Except when I did that, Anastasia decided to chase me. She is such as brat; I am ready to chase her back any day now.
Oscar: Guess what mommie found when she got up this morning? A picture of ME on the floor! Yes, apparently my cousin Anastasia decided to knock off this magnetic picture of me from the fridge onto the floor! Can you believe that? How rude!
