Oscar: So I don�t like my auntie anymore, she refused to help me in terrorizing my cousin Anastasia. Mommie had taped a recording of my meowing. And I wanted auntie to play it to my cousin. But auntie said no, claiming she is not going to help me making her kitty nuts. So now I got to find a new way to terrorize my cousin for all the chasing she has done to me. Oh yea, mommie also cleaned some of her stuff out and found her fridge magnets and the Halloween card I got from my cousin. The card that said, �if you laugh I will use my wand to knock on your head.� I hate that card, but mommie likes it, so she put it on our fridge. Since the fridge level is so low, I guess when mommie isn�t looking; I will just chew that card to pieces. Shhh, don�t tell her I said that.
Oscar: So auntie kept saying I am nuts in my head because some sort of chemical unbalanced thing. I would just to be clear that since auntie said that, I will be using that as my excuse to everything I do. So don�t be surprised if I spray paint you pink while you sleep!
Oscar: This is what happened about a week ago, I woke mommie up about 5am to feed me. She did wake up, but as she was putting my food away, she accidentally steps on my pretty white paws. So I yelped and got scared and I went hiding underneath the big round chair. Mommie said she was sorry but that isn�t good enough. So every morning I would still wake her up, but when she put food in my bowl, I would run away before she could step on me again. I would wait until she was asleep before I go near my food bowl. Mommie felt really bad, so she kept telling me she is sorry. For several days, I won�t come when mommie calls. And couple of days ago, mommie told me if I forgive her and come when she calls, she would give me friend chicken and milk. So I did. I can�t remember when was the last time I got either of those. Ever since my stinky diet, I have been just on dry kibble for a while. Mommie has stopped giving me any scraps of human food. She doesn�t even save tuna juice either! I guess I will just pretend poor little me and I can probably get away with more stuff.
Oscar: Guess what I did yesterday? Mommie was watching the Princess Diaries movie again. Toward the end of the movie, there was a scene the real Louie the cat sat on the letter while Princess Mia says, �Louie, what have you got there?� Anyway, I got up to the TV, and watched that scene on the TV! Mommie thought it was funny that I watched my famous cousin on TV. A little known fact, there were actually four cats played Louie in the first Princess Diaries movie.
Oscar: Today we left to go on a mini vacation� mommie and I. We are staying over at one of mommie�s friend�s home. I was pretty good on the drive. The usual 2.5-hour drive turned to 3. After we got there, we went to the doggie beach so mommie can carry me in my carrier while we watch doggies running on the beach. We then went to a shopping center right next to the ocean. I got to see lots of stuff.
