Oscar
2007 December 24
Oscar: But Jake was only good for so long, any dog is not that interesting.  Gracie came few days later.  By then, I was bored with Jake already.  Because Gracie is hyper and jumpy, so auntie had Gracie tied to her almost all the time.  This made taunting Gracie much harder since auntie will see me messing with Gracie.  Auntie had Gracie in the bathroom with her when she goes to the bathroom.  But auntie left the door ajar, so I managed to push the door open with my tiny white paws.  Then I would stick my paw in to let Gracie see a cat wants to come in.  Gracie was torn between listing to auntie in ignoring me, and being interested by my beautifully made white paw.  I did get in trouble few times when I jumped on top the cage while Gracie was in it.  But how can it be my fault?  I am just learning about Gracie that is all!  I followed Gracie everywhere, it was so much fun.  Auntie, can we have Gracie visit again?  I need to recruit more members for my Oscar Club.   
Oscar: Guess what, my mole rat cousin Anastia just bumped me away for canned food!  Yep, she is on her meds so she can't get food for another 2 hours.  So when auntie fed me, the rat cousin bumped me away rushing to get to MY food.  Except she got DENIED!  Well, she can't have food for another 2 hours anyway.  It isn't my fault she got bad teeth. 
Oscar: Once awhile I don't mind being in the same spot as my cousin Anastasia as long as food is involved. 
Oscar: I am still laughing my butt off.  So I was hiding behind the blinds.  The mole rat cousin Anastasia tried to "get to me".  Well, that was fine except she couldn't figure out how I got behind the blinds!  I guess Anastasia never learned how to use her paws like regular fingers.  I just watched the comedic episode of Anastasia thinking as long as she paws the blinds, a magic button will appear and it will lift itself up so Anastasia can get behind the blinds too. 
Oscar: Finally, a day of quietness and warmness.  The dogs are gone, Anastasia is sleeping, so I can finally have a moment to myself while I ponder about the logic dogs and cats use.  Seriously, I have to keep notes on my research while continuing messing with other dogs. 
Oscar: Ahhh, so good, how can anyone not like cat grass... 
Oscar: Auntie let me have some cat grass to sniff.  Did I mention auntie put some of my videos on Youtube and about 30 people (mommie not included) have watched it?  Yes, 30 people watched what I, Oscar, a tuxedo cat, am up to.  I feel so honored so many people thinks I am worth watching. 
Oscar: me and the mole rat having a show down... na, we just chatting about other dogs...
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