�When I�m a grownup, I�m going to wear footy pajamas.�
�Kemps: It�s the molecules.�
�Curiosity killed the Adam.�
�But was it a catapult or a trebuchet? Because from the way he described it it sounded more like a trebuchet.�
�I got called a minion of the devil for the first time today.�
�He�s a cat, he doesn�t have a head.�
�Nah, paying attention to other people is for losers.�
�I may be a nutcase but I have good aim.�
Yay! Norwegians!�
�Well, at first it seems like they got along okay. But then there were some incidents and they started murdering each other. And it all went downhill from there.�
�It�s not a vase, it�s a vaaz, damn it.�
�Four-sided cubes.�
�It�s important to breathe in and out, not just one or the other.�
�Whoa, I can read!�
�I am so totally going to hunt you down and fillet you for your thighs.�
�It�s like two bees attached by a piece of spaghetti. A piece of uncooked spaghetti�that extends indefinitely in either direction.�
�Hit him in the Y-chromosome!�
�I bark, therefore I am.�
�If I had to describe my life in one word I would say wax-paper. With a hyphen.�
�Elective is a yearbook?�
�You get really sick if you don�t breathe. I should know.�
�It says in the Constitution that all people are equal. Well, it does somewhere in some document. The point is, it doesn�t say: �all people from New York are better than me because they�re from New York�!�
�Polar frogs have hair. White hair.�
�Snoop Dogg is in the residential establishment!�
�Merry Christmas, have a bum!�
�Evil is never good.�
�We should prostetutionize him.�
�Like Moses, dumbass.�
�Hey, I found me!�
�Are the nuclear weapons at desks?�
�We need more fascism in the hallway too.�
�We find the prosecution, the defense, and all the witnesses guilty. For that Kleenex crap and all that other stuff.�
�It was a glorious day for the dumb kids.�
�I�m like a seal, you can�t get rid of me.�