�So, what is this class about?��Pearson
���..um, you�re the teacher.��Amos Budde
�The elephant has left the building.��Pearson
�Then tomorrow I�ll bring some toothpaste.��Eric West
�You guys are so jaded. You think that everything has to be interesting or cool.��Pearson
�Well, Duh.��Drew S.
�If you don�t die you can�t make room for the next generation.��Pearson
�Screw them.��Rose Kantor
�It�s like drinking�gunpowder.��Amos Budde
��so we should tax old people.��Eric West
�Skim milk is awesome, okay?��Drew S.
�Smirking people have chins?��Eva Mitchell
�I�m going to become a photon for a few seconds.��Amos Budde
�I�m not very good with days of the week.��Joslyn Yale
�Psh. I don�t listen to numbers.��Eric West
�I did it down instead of across. I�m evil.��Rose Kantor
�So, don�t eat your calculator.��Amos Budde
�Let�s stop talking about what we can blow up and do our homework.��Maddie Hart-Anderson
Pearsonisms:
�I�ll be the butcher, you be the baker, and he can be�the candlestick maker. That�s called society.�
�You know me and Mr. Bergseid. I�m the dwarf and he�s the elf.�
�Big bad oxygens�
�This is math with hair on its chest.�
�I want the spades over there by the broken glass.�
�That�s what teenagers do in the back of cars. They have tea with them and it steams up the windows.�