�It�s that chicken deodorant.��Michael Dougal
�Yes, I�m bleeding!��Ellen Larson
�If I include every particle in the universe in my system, what can I say about its momentum?� (Bergseid)
�It�s big.��Dima Koshevy
�Where does electricity come from?� (Bergseid)
�God.��Katie Helde
�What would I get if I cut a magnet in half?� (Bergseid)
�Two magnets?��Claire Oakley
�I�m not going to eat this apple because I�m going to die soon.��Bergseid
�What if I�m going to spear fish with a laser?�--Bergseid
�Are you saying my baby is unattractive?��Joe Redhead
�Yes!��Catharine Lussenhop and Eliese Christenson
English
�F you, rules of language!��Dundon
�Go away and let me be in denial.��Dundon
�I realized that some people come to my class stoned��and that was interesting.��Dundon
�Nothing you do is annoying�yet. We�ll keep you posted.��Dundon
�I think it�s immoral to kill a bee. Except when it lands on you or looks at you funny. Then it had to die�I say a little bee prayer and hope the queen doesn�t come and kill me in my sleep.��Dundon
�He�s like the Pacific Ocean.��Dundon (about Nick Roth)
�It�s great when you accept that you�re going to hell�you can jump off buildings, you can fly!��Dundon
�It�s like Tourette�s Syndrome hair.��Dundon (about Julia Mulligan�s hair)
�God wouldn�t have you kill yourself, he�s have a tow truck fall on you from the sky.��Ben Koppel
�I want you to put an octopus on your head�now are brains are being controlled.��Ellen Larson
�My hat is my life.��Ellen Larson
�We have literary sex.��Ellen Larson