"I'm thinking about majoring in psych and minoring in rainbows and butterflies."�Celia
"Is that cool? No, it's not. Es MUY cool!"�Prof. Mi�ana
"Nothing! I think nothing of date nut muffins!" �Chelsea Leighton
"Prior to their frenzied inebriation, they are praying to a column."�Prof. Lee
"I don't think that Parent's Week revolves around lesbian escapades."�Rahel
"Look guys! It's nature!"�Caitlin McCaugherty (about a gaggle of geese)
"I like the ones who try to bike drunk. They're my favorites."
-Public Safety officer
"If all else fails, there is photoshop and nudity."�Katie McComis
"This is my chain made out of love and hope and starfish."�Ellen Larson
"I'm trying to become enlightened, okay?"�Katie McComis
"You know how I hate living creatures!"�Ayala Ben-Chiam
"I'm really disappointed that that man looks like Ron Burgundy."�Chelsea Leighton
"Watching skinny people hug is something else."�Ellen Larson
"Maybe they're in an Asian porn."�Prof. Day
"Maybe it's about Jell-O Jigglers... gone wrong!"�Ellen Larson
"Why would I stop just because it's hard and stupid?"�Ellen Larson
"I would not trade you for Jesus."�Leslie Wallbridge
"I fight plaque, okay?!"�Reesha Ketcher
�Die, Uruguay, die!"�Ellen Larson
"That's what you get for not having a coast!"�Mikaela Smith
"Bob wants to tell Alice that he loves her. But Satan wants to intercept and insert swear words. What do they do?"�Melanie Bowden
"Don't tell me this isn't a kick-ass explanation of accents."�R. Minana
"As characterized by our loony, margarine-toting woman..."�A. Lee
"iFraid: It's the computer that scares you."�Mikaela Smith
"This makes me want to feed children." (Ellen Larson)
�This makes me want to eat children."�Mikaela Smith
"It's a sweet shed. It's like a really nice shed."�Chelsea Leighton
"I bought it at a very reputable truck stop."�Rachael Robinson
"Are you a fan of Gene Kelly who is neither a poet nor...a poet?"�Reesha Ketcher
"I want something cuddly and badass."�Leslie Walbridge
"Like a kitty wearing sunglasses!"�Mikaela Smith
"This whale was hot. Everybody wanted to bone this whale."