�WTF-ocity�
�Mootiest point ever.�
�If you don�t believe in God and he does exist, then you go to hell. And that�s bad.�
�And I don�t like to be dead twice!�
�That sounds like fun. And by fun I mean death.�
�But soon the baby will be killed by another baby.�
�Look, it�s making a noise!�
�Don�t Americans have French accents?...duh, they�re Americans.�
�If aliens invade, I�ll be a theoretical physicist. I�d like to be prepared.�
�Emma, we�ve got a new plan. We�re going to take over Ann Arbor, Michigan.��Cullen McMahon
�Why?� (Emma Olmstead-Rumsey)
�It�s a college town, it�ll be easy.��Cullen McMahon
�Convergence of evidence, biatch!�
�If God didn�t write a column, it would be like that.�
�Stoner poetry is forever�it�s like a diamond.�
�In an alternate universe Hitler could have been Jesus.�
�If tigers saw a tiger sex movie would they think it was hot?�
�Hasta la vista, Satanists!�
"Yep, even as we speak my brain is deter-deter-deteriororating."
"I may be a nutcase, but I have good aim!"
�Let�s go into her room and smell some bunnies.�
