What the heck is it?

Orshilla is a planet much like Earth, only it exists at about a 45 degree angle to reality. I spend a lot of my time doing very mean things to the people who live there, and someday I hope to chronicle all these mean things and write a novel about them.

Oh, great, another nutty person writing a novel...

Well... yeah. But don't hold your breath waiting for this thing to come out, I'm working on chapter 1 version 3.2 now, just to give you an idea of the progress.

Can I read your book?

Actually... no. No, you can't. The most you'll get out of me are bits of charatcer description, and some quotes. So nyah! And if anyone dares try and steal anything from me, I'll track you down and eat you. Swear to God. I created it, it's all copyrighted to me.

::relenting:: Fine. Since I have it online anyway, you may as well have a small, small sample of my insanity. Here's a little ditty I've titled "Graverobbing."

So why are you putting stuff about it on your webpage, you dork?

To amuse myself, my close personal friends, and hopefully to get the attention of someone who has a book deal waiting for up-and-coming authors of twisted science fiction / fantasy / soap operas.

End FAQ. On to the Stuff.

Nerissa, Guardian of Originality and Inspiration

Candicen - Character page #1. Why Candi gets the first one, I have no idea. Probably to keep her happy. ::eyes Candi warily::

Krys - Oh my GOD, I've added a page. Krys is supposedly the main charatcer of the novel, but... he's got a lot of issues. But he's fun adn candi loves him, and he loves her, and... stuff. It's all good. This page will get more complicated eventually.