INSTANT HIT!                          91




Now here's a band with a manager and a style designed to fit
Manufactured dancing boys, THEY'LL get an instant hit!
Each act just like their prototype, each teen mag, yes, they’re in it
Programmed to SUCK upon the hype, for attention spans three minute

And some of them can't even bring themselves to use real words
They go ‘Uh eh oh yeah mmm’, mime out of time unheard
Well you can take your outside underwear and kiss the hoof that's cloven
Half ass jeans and key ring chains, will never make Beethoven

It’s perfect entertainment for your children, friends and wife
Fun for all the family, in laws of average life
Kept in darkness, fed with trash, junk culture spreads and spreads
Mindless gameshows, adverts, soaps - your  'circuses and bread'

There's people in some agencies, cracked up over you
Laughing sick because you live like they EXPECT you to
So work and work and consume more, recycling keeps you fit!
Producing crap that keeps you poor, with a hypercyber hit

I heard the new Number One today and guess what?  
It’s a piece of shit
Someone’s pulled a couple of strings 
To get an instant hit!