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June 10th 2005
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Sex can be athletic...faster, faster!
Sex can be confusing...oh yes, oh no!
Sex can be religious...oh God!
Sex can be deadly...oh u've killed me, u don finish me!
The fear of HIV is the beginning of safety.
- Bodex111
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24hrs without you makes me daze,
7days without you makes me weak,
weeks without you makes me mourn,
12 months without you makes me years.
I miss you.
- Tinuke, Osun
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The drugs for malaria are as follows, two hours
of serious kissing in the morning, three hours of smooching
in the afternoon, five rounds of sex in the night and if the
symptoms persists, pls change ur partner, recommended by
- Dr. balogun sunkanmi, Lagos
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In Real Life !!!! If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident... If a doctor makes a mistake,
It's an operation... If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,
It is a new generation... If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law... If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention... If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion... If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a new theory... If our boss makes a mistake,
It is our mistake...... If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a "MISTAKE!!!"
- Dr. Sunkanmi Balogun, Lagos
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The police are looking for someone they describe as charming, honest, reserved, loyal and acute. Bribe me now or else I'll tell the police where you are.
- tinuke, Osun
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Nobody goes to the early river and bring dirty water, as you wake up today, may your life be clean, calm and clear like an early water.
- tinuke, Osun
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1 + the opposite of W + the initial of ice + twice the letter before T + 3 over 4 of X + the 15th alphabet + 1 over 2 of O. Call me when you figure it out.
- tonnybee, Osun
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Honey! I've been so blue since you are away.
- anonymous
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If you wanna see the rainbow, you gotta live
through the rain. If you wanna see true love, you gotta take the pain.
- tonnybee, OSun
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Nothing guarantees a successful life like a correct picture of future, for you cannot feature in a future you don't picture. Keep your dreams alive and have a blessed day.
- anonymous
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The only wealth I have are the people around me that I really call friends and you are the best of them, please remain my friend so people will know I rich I am.
- tonnybee, Osun
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The person that wake up in the morning and become great did not sleep in the night. you have just begin the marvelous journey of your life, I wish you greatness in life.
- orpee, Lagos
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I could forget a face, forget a place, forget a game, forget myself...but forgetting "you" forget it. Miss you so much.
- lola, OSCOTECH
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Day by day, dream by dream, I love you more and more, and all the love that's in my heart for you will just grow deeper still as each tomorrow comes our way. With love.
- tinuke, Osun
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My heart starts to beat faster at the mere hint of your presence, everything I do, is with more joy than ever before, my each day starts and ends with a thought of you. Love you more.
- orpee, Lagos
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Nothing works when you are away, what I need is you. See, even the thought of you makes me feel better. Waiting to be together.
- orpee, Lagos
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I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you through the night, but deep inside me, I know is true. No matter what I do, I'm always thinking of you.
- tinuke, Osun
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You can get lost on the highway and use a map, but when you get lost in true love, you can never find your way back.
- anonymous
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Today is your day, I've got no pearls, gold, diamond nor money but only a text to wish you joy, prosperity and happiness from the depth of my heart. Happy Birthday!
- tonnybee, Osun
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z. Did I miss any alphabet? Yeah, I missed "U".
- tope, Akure
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Without life there will be no YOU, without YOU, there will be no ME, without YOU and ME, there will be no LOVE, and without LOVE there will be no reason for our existence.
- orpee, Lagos
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So, do you really want to hate me?
So, do you really want to leave me?
So, do you really want to hurt me?
If YES, wrong decision because we are meant to be together.
- orpee, Lagos
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Tell me what does it take to be yours? What does it cost to have you? What does it mean to love you? My decision is made, I will always love you.
- tope, Akure
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You are the best thing that ever happens to my life; I cherish you so much my sweetheart. You are my love, my life.
- orpee, Lagos
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The guy that introduced alphabets A-Z was a genius but he made a foolish mistake by keeping U and I far away from each other. But thanks to Telecommunication.
- tonnybee, Osun
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I see your reflection when I look into the water, you are there even when I can't see you, you are there to cuddle me. I don't understand why you are in my walking moment. Tell me why.
- orpee, Lagos
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Why does my heart warm up towards you, why does your face sneak into my thought, why do I see you when I steer into the mirror, why do I call your name in my dreams?
- orpee, Lagos
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Hi boy! Every time I call your number, it will tell me that the subscriber is having sex, please call me after fifteen rounds or 3 hours.
- bodex111, Lagos
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Hello ma! God has granted you a wonderful daughter. A daughter that always prove a decent home. She's always behave mature as you taught her. In fact, you are indeed blessed.
- orpee, Lagos
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you Love. mirror broken a in life your of reflection the see to you want don't I because gold is glitter that all Not. careful be and back your watch. PLEASE INVERT.
- tonnybee, Osun
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A heart that's always caring, a sunny smile, a warm and tender touch, you have become such a special part of me that I can't imagine what my life would be without you.
- michelle
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Love, believe me you are too much in me. When I pause and look at your mere skin, I see beauty, I see inevitable joy and I see life in you. God has fulfilled His promise - He gave you everything that men would like to see in a woman. You have it all babe.
- orpee, Lagos
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If loving you is a crime, I will rather love you and be in jail than stay aloof and be missing that wonderful care of yours. Even if I'm jailed, your love is enough to bail me. You're my true love. You pour happiness into my heart.
- orpee, Lagos
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When I think of the future, I see you there sharing it with me. I have truely come to believe that our love is a forever joy.
- tinuke, Osun
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Some love is a bib problem in my life, cause me alot of pain but yours is full of joy and happiness.
- orpee, Lagos
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Hi babe love! I wish I could make things easier for you, I know it's difficult for you now.I want you to promise me that whenever you're feeling upset or lonely, you'll come to me and let me hold you. Honey, I love you so much. The feelings is too much. I can't leave you.
- tonnybee, Osun
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I always worry about you. You always worry about me. Strong feelings enhance strong relationship. Question - how can we maintain this strong relationship?
- orpee, Laogs
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Hi! Don't ever dream of losing him. Rules: Don't abuse him; always respect him for a true love deserve respect; and don't release your temper so easily. May your dreams come true.
- orpee, Lagos
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There is a word that is so special, it is use for special person and special purpose, you deserve more than that word. Why? Because you are so special. I care so much.
- lola, Lagos
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Look outside, it's so pleasant, the sun is smiling at you, trees are dancing for you, birds are singing for you. You are so blessed, God is committed to it. Cheers.
- michelle
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Friends are like a piece of puzzle if you lose one it will never complete. I just want you to know that you are ONE piece I can't afford to lose. I love you.
- michelle
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It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, but more than entire life to forget them. You are indeed special.
- tinuke, Osun
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Do you know that devil is always sad when you're happy, so always make the devil sad by being happy always no matter what. Have a lovely day.
- tinuke, Osun
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