| TOT OF THE HOTTIES Love is in the air this month, but its the hot lads of Celebville who make our world go round. Each of 'em are totally irresisitible in their own unique ways, so let's celebrate with J17's pick of the hottest totty and their most loveable qualities. Be warned-the next five pages contain gorge pics of fitter than fit boy forms and may bring hot flushes! Orlando Bloom The master of disguise Who nearly fainted when they copped an eyeful of Orlando out of Costume? Well, we certainly did.With his short black hair and dark, intense eyes, he looks nothing like The Lord Of The Rings'blond,blue eyed Legolas Greenleaf- the role which first got the dreamy Kent lad noticed. And since Legolas launched him from middle earth to the mainstream,Orli's set himself up for a long career in movie land. Still, it was the athletic warrior with his cute,pointy ears who first won our hearts and will always have a place there. A 2931 year old long-haired elf who lives in trees would'nt usually get us going,but any girl worth her weight in drool would agree he's the best looking elf ever to be captured on camera.And its all thanks to Mr Bloom's er,talents-that tall frame, those muscular legs that look mighty fine in tights, and those razor-sharp cheekbones. Ahh...'Elves are cool,"reckond Orli the sports fanatic. "I have a great job. I got to dress up funny clothes and run around with a bow and arrow for 18 months".A great job? It's bloomin marvellous!! |
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