Top 25 Reasons Why Macintosh Computers Suck
1) They have as much memory as Ronald Reagan. 2) The operating system hasn't changed in over 20 years. 3) You just plug it in and it works. What's the challenge of that? 4) Where's the computer? I see the monitor, but no computer! 5) It's impossible to do anything with just one mouse button. 6) They crash when you load up two programs at the same time. (sometimes one) 7) Macs don't come in black, computers need to be black. However, they do come in 6 fruity colors. 8) Nobody makes hardware or software for them. 9) Where the hell's the damn disk eject! 10) Atari had better games. 11) Recently, Microsoft unvailed Windows 98. Apple unvailed Windows 3.1. 12) Schools use them. 13) Your system has crashed. What would you like to do about that? Waiting 5 minutes while my computer restarts sounds good. 14) I know Bill Gates runs Microsoft. Who the hell runs Apple? 15) How do you turn the damn thing off? 16) You can't make a good living being a Mac troubleshooter because nobody has one. 17) No real business would ever use them. 18) The Mac is more of a toy than a tool. The iMac looks like a damn Fisher Price toy. 19) Even drunks can use them. And most of them do! 21) The Apple is half eaten! It must symbolize the part Bill Gates owns. 22) They have the computing power of a mosquito. Actually, they measure it in gerbils (hence the name "G3"). 23) The iMac doesn't even have a floppy drive! 24) They're not IBM compatible. 25) They just plain suck. |