Rachel
That up there, would be Rachel. Her birthday is July 12, which makes her a Cancer. If there ever was a screwed up, sadistic headcase worse than Charles Manson.... Rachel would be it. And I mean that in a friendly, loving way. One of my best friends and a faithful member to the Green Death Cult, Rachel lives on the Shilo army base. She, just like everyone else in the Green Death Cult circle, loves to smoke up. She is good at drawing, and has a habit of getting into fights. But thats just because the little shitheads deserve it anyways. Rachel also loves anything freaky, and is quite the fan of Korn. Quite the fan indeed. INDEEEEED....
Anywho, I don't remember when exactly she was accepted into the Green Death Cult, but no one remembers that shit for anybody because it's not important.
As Written By Rachel:
Hey kiddies! I would be the fucked up Rachel that you see in the pictures above. As Dana said, I am one of her best friends, and she is one of my best friends. Well lets start things off with, I fucking hate life, but I love to burn things, tee-hee. I was kicked outta my dads house twice, moved in with my mom, ran away with Dana on Oct. 31st 2001, almost a year ago. CFS are little fucking bastard that dont know fuck all and i wouldn't mind burning their building down and roast some marshmallows. I have been planning a assasination against my father (AKA Prick), my step-mom (AKA Bow-Wow), my step-sister (AKA Little Spoiled Bitch), my real sister (AKA Little Preppy Assed Bitch Who Is Trying To Become A Freak But Is Failing), my mom (AKA Spazzoid), my uncle (AKA Lazy Fuck), my step-family (AKA They All Have Something Wrong In Their Heads), also an assasination against Shilo (AKA The Shithole), and Brandon (AKA 2nd Shithole) when all of my buds are outta there though. What else, hmm, well, yea, I gots a dog and he is howling right now, you can email me psycho ass at [email protected]. Peace out and good loving and NEVER eat the green skittles! Give them to meeeeeeee! (Oh yea did I mention I am a HUGE pyro and that I don't stop burning things?)
Dana's Note: The green skittles are DISGUSTING! The red and pink ones are best, and the mystery white ones. And thank you soooo much Rach for making that FUCKING LONG ENOUGH! Geocities doesnt believe in Copy and Paste for some suspicious reason so i had to retype that whole Shpiel word for word. Not to mention the fact i debated with myself for 15 minutes on the correct spelling of "assasination". Out of boredom I decided Rachel is right.
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