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| NINYWHOSERS | ||||||
| As Written By Erin: It all started when my parents left for a small town called Gilbert Plains and didn't take me with them. I never wanted to go anyways because I hate my relatives that live up there. But anyway, they left and I wasn't allowed anywheres so I called up Ass Shock and asked him if he had a ride out to my house for the day and possibly the night. He told me there was no way for him to get out to my house. I decided that this was just too perfect and opportunity to go un-used, so i (only being fifteen and with no license) stole my dad's standard transmission truck, and drove into Brandon. It was terrifying because I'd never driven on the highway in my entire life. Finally I got to Ass Shock, who was walking down the highway because I'd told him that I had no clue how to drive in cities and didn't want to go there. (Don't worry there is pot in this story) Ninywhosers, Ass Shock gets into the truck and I can't find a place to turn around so I'm forced into Brandon and turn around there. Both me and Ass Shock were completely freaked because this is like my third time driving. So I turn into the very first turn into some residential area (thank god it wasn't a main street) and pull into some person's driveway, back up, try to go forwards, but stall a whole shitload of times. There were other drivers laughing at me. I finally get the truck going and it was smooth sailing from then on. We had no clue if Ass Shock could spend the night yet so (Ass Shock and I are dating) we made the best of the time we thought we had. When it came time for me to drive him home, I noticed that I had no gas, and the gas thingy we have out at our house was empty. So we called Ass Shock's dad and told him that the friend of mine that had driven him out here only had enough gas to drop me at my house so he dropped Ass Shock back here too and we asked if Ass Shock could spend the night. He said yes. So it was only about 8:00 by this time so we decided that since I didn't have to drive anywhere, that we should get really fuck'n baked. I went inside and grabbed my pot (about 2 1/2 grams) and we were just about to go outside to my treefort (the smoke'n'whole) when my sister pipes up with "Y'know, alot has been going on here. What's in it for me if I don't tell?" Ass Shock was ready to pound the shit out of her but I knew that wouldn't help the situation any. So I told her that I had no money, only drugs. And then we invited her to come get high with us. She said sure. So the three of us walked out to my tree fort and got really blasted. My sister had never told me that she was a first timer so she was a huge trip!!! When it was time to go back in the house, we all stank of weed. So we aired out a bit and then Ass Shock and I drank some beer then the rest is not for... whatever, you'll never know. |
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