Ass Shock
  Ass Shock, a.k.a. Jarred, liveth in the Westside of Brandon, and is perhaps one of the most dedicated members of the Green Death Cult. His birthday is September 12, which means he is a Virgo. Unlike most of the Green Death Cult members, he has miraculously managed to stay enrolled in school. Congradulations, Ass Shock, we are all so very proud of you! He is also the current bassist for local band Trauma, and I'm assuming he's very good at what he does. There is never a dull moment when Ass Shock is stoned ( because he's so easy to trip out), and since Ass Shock is always stoned, he's a fun guy to be with. Ass Shock was officially accepted into the Green Death Cult probably that time him, Madamoiselle Zing Geezer Messiah, and I were drunk at Chron Corner, but that's another story. His nickname, "Ass Shock" is another unique story in itself, but I dont feel like writing it out so fuck off. Ass Shock also plays the guitar very well, and is a big fan of Korn.
Oh and if you wondering that second picture at the top is Ass Shock with a pipe in one coner of his mouth and a joint in the other coner. ;p
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